A genie appears and grants you....

[pyro]

*Yawns* getting sleepy ZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ this wasn't in the plan
*falls asleep and starts dreaming* Lava pits, rain, thunder and barney the dinosaur this is no dream its a nightmere. Gotta get this dream under control now what was I doing. Think now what was I doing where's that genie.

*genie appears behind me* oh there you are, wait a minute Im seeing this from 3rd person in grey scale.

I wish everyone was in this dream so I don't miss any of the action.

Everyone appears in the dream.

[Jafar]

How did  I get mixed up in this? All I wanted was THREE WISHES! Is that too much to ask for!? :angry:  

[pyro]

You can have three wishes, you just cant use them on your self in a way that doesn't benifit your genie.

Allow me to demonstrate

I wish jafar was wearing a banana costume,

Whats that for you ask, easy turn around and look at that three headed monkey I just dreamt up, pretty soon it's going to notice you as a banana and give chase.

*impatiently waits for the monkey to notice*
Stupid monkey you think you'd notice with three heads he's over there

*monkey starts chasing banana Jafar*

[Jafar]

I meant 3 wishes for myself, silly!
*turns to the monkey*
Look behind you, a three headed bannana!
*Runs*

[pyro]

Ah I see your point, maybe when this mess is over and were back to 1 genie you can ask him for 3 wishes. Actually that gives me an idea.

Pyro: Genie I wish Jafar's genie would give him 3 genuine wishes that won't go wrong.

Fire genie: what in the name of hades are you talking about

Pyro *wispers in genies ear* if his genie is to distracted granting him wishes that gives us an advantage.

Fire genie: I see, granted.


7 more hours till I wake up.

[Ignus_Draconus]

White walls, low ceiling, floor padding. If I didn't know better, I'd say I was in a looney bin. Where am I anyway?

[Jafar]

The KQ9 asylum.  

[pyro]

If didn't know any better Id say you just described my dream.

[Jafar]

Ah I see your point, maybe when this mess is over and were back to 1 genie you can ask him for 3 wishes. Actually that gives me an idea.

Pyro: Genie I wish Jafar's genie would give him 3 genuine wishes that won't go wrong.

Fire genie: what in the name of hades are you talking about

Pyro *wispers in genies ear* if his genie is to distracted granting him wishes that gives us an advantage.

Fire genie: I see, granted.

Hmm...3 wishes...

For my first wish, I want...treasure! Yeah thats it, 5 big bags of treasure.
Secondly, I want the Master Sword.
Thirdly, I want a magic cane that beats up any losers who try to steal my stuff. <_<  

[pyro]

*trys to take Jafars master sword ..|OUCH|.. that cane really hurts*

I wish jafar was one of the three stooges

Somewhere out of this dream the other two stooges appears and gang up on Jafar

LOL I could watch this for hours.


...6 more hours....

[Ignus_Draconus]

I wish I had a straight jacket!

*Ignus suddenly finds himself wearing the straightjacket, unable to move his arms*

Not me! I wish someone else was wearing this straight jacket.

[pyro]

Where did the genie find a straight jacket big enough to fit a dragon?

[Ignus_Draconus]

*whistles "somewhere over the rainbow"*

[Jafar]

He probably made it himself.