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« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2004, 11:02:55 AM »

:angry: that was mean.

*turns to the Scottish genie who for some reason seems to want OC to do his wishes...*

Right - they wanna play tough, they get tough. Hit them with-

*dramatic chord*

-the bagpipes!

*the genie gives an evil rippling laugh then waves an arm. Instantly everyone except for the genie and OC are holding a set of bagpipes; marching in a circle; and playing them helplessly badly*

Mwahaha.
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« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2004, 05:54:08 PM »

The horror...THE HORROR!
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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2004, 03:18:37 AM »

since dragons  are physically unable to play the bagpipes, Ignus has narrowly avoided that wish.

*Ignus turns to the dragon-genie and wishes  to not have to hear that horrible noise. the dragon-genie nods and a pair of ear plugs appears.  Ignus hastily stuffs them  in his ears*

I wish that OC were bound and gagged!
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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2004, 04:54:32 AM »

OC and his genie are bound and gagged.

I wish none of the other wish makers could speak.

granted.

Mahahaha now how are you going to make wishes.
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« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2004, 05:33:44 AM »

*Ignus uses sign language to wish the same thing upon  pyro*
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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2004, 08:52:10 PM »

*quickly snatches up the lamp and grins stupidly*

I wish... there was no air!
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2004, 09:41:49 PM »

*writes a note and hands it to KLK*
the note reads: if you can't talk how did you make a wish

*pyro telepathically wishes that he didn't need air*
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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2004, 02:18:54 AM »

Ignus makes a wish via hand signal
I  wish I  had a  full scuba  tank.

Ignus gets the  tank and begins breathing through it.
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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2004, 07:55:44 AM »

*pyro transmittes some morse code*
I wish a band of the legendry waffle creature's would appear and march around being absolutly irresitible every one would just have to eat, after a feast like that sleep would be your only option.

The leader is a giant waffle big enough for a dragon.

Hmm whys everyone sleepy.
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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2004, 07:11:04 PM »

*OC translocates out of his bonds*

pretty useless when someone can teleport, he thinks. Now if only there were some way of wishing without words...

*notices the waffle walkers*

Hmm, I do feel quite hungry actually...
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« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2004, 04:09:54 AM »

*wonders what the point of eating is if no one can breathe (no air), then chases the waffle creature*
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« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2004, 05:25:14 AM »

uses flag signals: I wish there was air back and everyone could talk again.

LOL you guys look so funny chasing those waffle creatures
*now where did that jam covered waffle get to. trys calling it like a pet. here waffle, waffle, waffle I got a net for you*
 
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« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2004, 03:02:20 AM »

*Ignus finishes the waffle in the newly restored atmosphere, then sleepily watches pyro chase a waffle*
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« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2004, 10:56:05 PM »

*catches the waffle and eats it* feeling sleepy must not fall asleep.

I wish I had a strong coffee

*drinks coffee and watches all the sleepy wish makers*
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« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2004, 02:50:10 AM »

I wish pyro's cofee had been decaf and that pyro were twice as tirerd as the rest of us.
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