A genie appears and grants you....

[pyro]

One day while adventuring you stumble accross a lamp, you rub it nothing happens, you rub it harder and use a cloth still nothing, you hit it jump up and down and shout at it, meh you say and put it in your pack.

several hours later at the tavern you ask the bartender if you can take your drink with you he says sure but the mug stays here, having nothing else to contain liquid you pour it in the lamp. Suddenly out of nowhere a genie appears and announce's.

Genie
"Ahhh thats better, been 3000 years you know. It's a bit sour tho..."
if only you could see the look on your face  


"For settling my thirst I grant you 4 wishes"

You
"Really 4 wishes isn't it supposed to be three"

Genie
"Why yes but thats so cliche but don't over wish or be to greedy or one or more wishes might go horribly wrong, besides you could always use the last wish to set me free."

You
"If your tired of giving out 3 wishes why not give out 7"

Genie
"Don't push your luck kid, do I look like Liz Hurley"

You
"Well if you tilt your head and squint a little you can see the resemblence"
.....
"For my first wish I want to be able to turn invisible and walk through walls but only when I choose to do so"

Genie
"Like I've never heard that before try to be a little more original besides that's 2 wishes"

You
"Sorry thought I could catch you of guard but I still want that for my first 2 wishes"

Genie
"Granted next wish"

You
"For the third I wish I had my own theme song which would play whenever I entered an important scene, but could be turned off when I choose to."

Genie
"Well now were getting somewhere havn't heard that one in 3001 years"
"Granted and your last wish"

You
"I wish I could make lightening strick and thunder clap whenever I choose to and it would be really intense at dramatic moments.

Genie
"Wow thats getting more original, wish I had givin you 7 wishes after all unfortunatly I cant make wishes on my self and you just used your last. If only there was some way to find out if there are more original wishes floating around. Well back to the lamp for me. Good luck"

You
"Goodbye"

Pyro runs around the tavern showing off his new abilities, walking through walls, turning invisible and stealing a drink from the bar, playing his theme song. But saving the thunder for later.

After a moment of reflection on what the genie said I wonder if any one else in this tavern has any good original wishes. After seeing a familia face hey friend you have to try this out.

and the lamp is passed to.....

Edit: oww come on surely some one wants to borrow my lamp even if it is used to remove this post and turn me into a chicken or something.

[Jafar]

I'll take it. *Pours some water into the lamp*
*POOF, BANG*
Genie:blahblah thank you blahblah 4 wishes blahblah
Me:For my first wish, I want every one of Sierras adventure game collections.
Genie: Nice and original. Your wish is granted.
My reply:For my second, I wish I could fly.
Genie:Don't we all.  Granted.
Jafar:For the third, I wish for a copy of Mario Kart Double Dash.
Genie:Planning some serious gaming, are we? Granted.
What I say:For my fourth, I wish for 10 more wishes.
Genie: Your wish is gr- wait a minute.
I:Please?
Genie: :angry:
Myself:Uh-oh.
Genie: Your wishes have been revoked! You come back, one year!
*The genie goes back into the lamp*
Whatta grouch. *Tosses the lamp behind him*

[pyro]

LOL pyro laughs and thunder strikes in the background

*ouch that realy hurts, the genie laughs in the background you wanted it intense at dramitic moments. mumble mumble damn genie.*

[Jafar]

Don't be too mad at him. Its a genies nature to find loopholes for the requests they grant.  

[pyro]

I should of asked for an undo feature thats works in real life instead.

[Kailkay]

Kailkay picks up the lamp, after walking into the tavern, apparantly about to scold Jafar for being so careless. He rubs his hand absently over a dent, and shoom FOOM up springs the genie.

Genie: I guess you want your four wishes too, huh?!

Kailkay: Four wishes? Are you on magic mushrooms or fairies dust?

Genie: Very funny, kid. Look, you want four wishes, or not?

Kailkay: I still don't get it.

Genie: I'm a Genie. You rubbed my lamp.

Kailkay: Rubbed your lam- Look, buddy, I don't know what they told you about that time at Summer Camp, but-

Genie: No, moron! You get four wishes for rubbing the lamp!

Kailkay: But I never rubbed your lam- Oh, you mean this one?

Genie: (Exhasperated) Yes!!!

Kailkay: Oh, well, alrighty. So I get four wishes...?

Genie: (Sarcastically) I dunno. Is that what I've said... four times now?

Kailkay: Four times the regular four wishes?! I get sixteen wishes?!?!?!

Genie: What? No! No, you do-

Kailkay: (running about the tavern) WOo hoo! I get sixteen wishes! All my problems are solved!

Genie: Don't make me smite you.

Kailkay: (abruptly stopping) Alright, alright, I'm done. Now, about those sixteen wishes.

Genie: Four wishes...

Kailkay: Alright, four wishes... Lessee, first, I waaaant... Sixteen wishes!

Genie: Wish gran- No! Look, kid, you can't be greedy, or it'll all go horribly wrong, blah blah, I'm sure you've heard it all before.

Kailkay: Fine. I waant... to be as rich as Bill Gates...

Genie: Wish Gran-

Kailkay: Squared!

Genie: (rubbing temples, sighing) Alright. Is that your wish? Your finaaaal answer?

Kailkay: But I thought I get four!

Genie: ... Argh, alright, is that it for your first wish...?

Kailkay: Yeppers!

Genie: Then it's granted.

Kailkay: (After a pause) Really? Because I don't feel any richer...

Genie: Grr... Check your bank account. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Kailkay: Alrighty. Next I waant... My very own private jet!

Genie: Wish Grant-

Kailkay: Pack!

Genie: Your own private jet-pack? Fine.

Kailkay: Woo hoo! Er... where is it?

Genie: At home. In your room. Under your bed.

Kailkay: ...Does it have infinite fuel?

Genie: (sighing) Yes, it's smarter than those oil burning gas companies, it works on solar energy and hydrogen combustion. And electrolyzing water... Y'know.

Kailkay: A-Alrighty then. My third wish, I waaant... A real pretty Katana.

Genie: Katana? You could have bought one with your money but fine...

Kailkay: Prettier than I can buy! Or make! Prettiest in theee... universe! Worth more than three times my bankaccount!

Genie: Alrighty. Wish granted.

Kailkay: (sword appearing at his belt.) Woo hoo! Next I want...

Genie: (sarcastically) A brain, right?

Kailkay: Actually, I was going to put an end to all disease, but a brain sounds cool... I want it in a jar on my desk. In that smelly juice stuff.

Genie: ...I don't believe this.

Kailkay: Huh?

Genie: Fine, whatever...

Kailkay: No, wait, what?

Genie: I just... bah, no, nevermind.

Kailkay: No, really, what's wrong!

Genie: I just want to be freed, y'know... But no, it's your wish, go ahead, get a brain.

Kailkay: ...Hmm... Can I unwish something?

Genie: What would you unwish?

Kailkay: Probably... the... sword?

Genie: Fine, alright, sword gone.

Kailkay: Now I want to put an end to disease AND have a jarred brain on my desk! *grinning*

Genie: What...? You selfish... fine!

Kailkay: Selfish? I'm putting an end to disease here!!!

Genie: Fine, world is no longer sick, and at home on your desk is a brain? Happy? Good. Bye. (exit)

Kailkay: Alright! Uhm... (setting the lamp down) I guess that's it. (Exuent)

[pyro]

haha that was good now that you have a mind maybe my jedi mind trick will work.

[Kailkay]

Don't trick my brain!

hahaha, I let my mind wander and it never came back.

[pyro]

I would put a mo'u'ld on it but you cured disease. besides id probably get lost in there.

[Outchanter]

*OC picks up the lamp and pours in a stout tot of whiskey*

*there is a sufficiently impressive 'whooosh' and a purple genie wearing tartan and a kilt appears. "Och, that's the stuff that is!"

OC: I didn't know you were a Scottish genie?
Genie: Aye, well this is act'lly my cousin's lamp, doncha know? It's just that he's been called away on some urgent business so I'm holding the store for him for the next few days. I give ye three wishes.
OC: But ... the other genie was offering four!
Genie: *scratches head* well then, how about's I give you this choice? You can have three wishes, all true exactly as you wish them. Or you can have four, but if you say anything funny or make a mistake ... I'll make them come true in the worst way I can think o'. *he grins pleasantly*
OC: I don't make mistakes :angry:
Genie: Very well then, take your four wishes Mister *smirks* Perfect...

[Jafar]

Becareful OC. This Genie is trickyer and deviouser then your average genie. He's up to something. <_<  

[Kailkay]

Hahaha, the Genie's scottish... Mean's I scared away the normal one. Bwa ha ha ha, I broke the lamp!

I broke magic!

[pyro]

if this is a diffrent genie does that mean we can wish again?

[Outchanter]

*The genies replies to Pyro's question with a sarcastic snort. Turning to OC...

Genie: Well, y'ready to make your wish little wizard person?
OC: As a matter of fact *smiles* I am. I wish I could fly.
Genie: *waves mystically; for a moment bagpipes seem to sound mystically in the distance...* granted.
OC: Yippee! *Tries to fly.*

*it doesn't work*

Ok mister genie, what game are you playing here?

Genie: *smirks* you wished you 'could' fly, so you 'could'. Doesn't mean you 'can' now.
OC: did I just hear that right?
Genie: Ye can bet your socks you did! *evil grin*
OC: that's completely unfair!
Genie: as promised *

[pyro]

If you wished for a blue hole you go into that and come out when you could fly.