Kailkay's Punishment

[Raforever]

so dwarves don't like elves?    

[Kailkay]

It is general, common knowledge that Dwarves don't like Elves.

Elves don't tend to like anyone who's not an elf.

Dwarves don't tend to like anyone who IS an elf.

[Raforever]

so dwarves don't like elves because elves don't like dwarves?  

[Kailkay]

Dwarves are somewhat humble, dutiful creatures of the earth, master smiths, hard workers, that believe their duty is to their clan, and that their god wants them to practice their trade forever.

[Raforever]

strange... yet effective.

*leans on KLK's head*
so... you`re a dwarve eh?
Hiya shorty XD

[Kailkay]

Sure... I pushed enter too quickly and submitted the last thing too soon anyway.

I didn't tell you what Elves are.

Elves, by THEIR patron god, are fruity, flighty creatures of art and creation, that go their whole lives practicing creative things like music and poetry, trying to perfect their art.

So, elves and dwarves are opposites.

Also, elves can't grow beards. Anything that can't grow a beard shouldn't be trusted.

Anything that CAN grow a beard and chooses not to, also shouldn't be trusted.

[Ignus_Draconus]

how about just a mustache?

[Raforever]

how big does the beard have to be so a person can be trusted?

[Jafar]

Bah. Elves are a bunch of dumb blondes.


(No offense meant to any and all elves, dumb people, or blondes)

[Pwincess]

Out of curiosity, how many people here have brown/black hair?  :cheerygrin:  

[Jafar]

I have black hair!  

[Corsair5]

Dwarves are superior to Elves in another respect.

 NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!

[Silverbolt]

Except for Aragorn.

[Ignus_Draconus]

Out of curiosity, how many people here have brown/black hair?  :cheerygrin:

I have dark brown hair.

[Corsair5]

A WITCH! BURN HIM!