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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2005, 02:52:20 AM »

People always get hit with things in comedy. *Giant tomato falls on his head*
Like that... wacko  
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« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2005, 03:11:15 AM »

*hefts anvil*

really?
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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2005, 03:13:10 AM »

*winces*
Unfortunately, yes.
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« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2005, 03:19:24 AM »

okay

*drops anvil, then winces*

ow, my toe
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« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2005, 03:20:03 AM »

Thats GOTTA hurt... mellow  
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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2005, 04:17:43 AM »

True comedy is when you're slipping in quiet-like into a rich bank, and a foolish guard wanders in front of you, blissfully unaware of your presence. So you slip up and grab him, drag him over to a shadow, and knock him out, leaving him there to be fired for sleeping on the job, thus ruining dozens of lives in one fell stroke, as his family falls into poverty, driving other people who required the protection of this one guardsman to make sure they were not robbed or crippled...

I've been playing too much Thief: Deadly Shadows.
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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2005, 05:06:50 AM »

that's comedy?  blink

you definitely need a dictionary
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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2005, 05:07:53 AM »

Oh, no. I understand what comedy is. I'm just a horrible man.
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« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2005, 06:21:57 AM »

You? A man? Don't make me laug- well, too late for that. laugh  
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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2005, 08:23:28 PM »

*is bonked.. again* XD

LOL maybe he´s an orc or something XD
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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2005, 12:44:43 AM »

Nope. 'e's a bearded gnome, lad.
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« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2005, 12:51:47 AM »

whatever that is XD
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« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2005, 12:54:09 AM »

There are three things you should never trust, laddie...
Anything with pointed ears,
A Bearded Gnome,
An' a beardless dwarf.
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2005, 12:58:51 AM »

i.e. dont trust him?  Tongue

don't elves have pointy ears? I believe those to be trust worthy  cheesy  
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2005, 01:00:44 AM »

The quote is from some famous dwarf or another.

So it's natural to assume you can't trust elves.
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