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Swift
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Reply #45 on:
July 08, 2005, 05:39:49 PM »
I took my exams a while ago, and passed them. It's vacation time for me.
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Ignus_Draconus
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July 08, 2005, 05:41:40 PM »
ah, cool. welcome to the realm of people who have way too much time on their hands
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July 08, 2005, 09:36:45 PM »
*sniffles* Now I'm sad! When I said I'd never be racist like that again, I meant it... except, y'know, about americans, and that's only mild distaste for the aristocratic, ruling republican party, not their nationality or anything...
I thought you loved me, Swift! I thought you cherished my friend ship! Boo hoo hoo...
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Swift
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July 09, 2005, 01:39:28 AM »
Like I said Klk, it was late, I was tired, my eyes played tricks on me. Sorry I made a mistake.
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Kailkay
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July 09, 2005, 01:51:44 AM »
You don't know me! None of you know me! You're not my parents... well, not my REAL parents! I don't love you anymore... I don't want to talk toyou!!!!
*runs, crying, to his bedroom, slams the door*
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July 09, 2005, 02:06:54 AM »
You GROUNDED HIM, Swift!?
How could you?
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July 09, 2005, 02:33:17 AM »
:'( Sniff... sniff...
No one understands me!
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Silverbolt
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July 09, 2005, 06:34:54 AM »
(This is the part when someone is supposed to comfort him. I'm not "someone".)
No, dude, we don't. Get over yourself.
I'm such an ass...
Oh, if in the future, any of you want to make ethnic jokes, you better damn make sure they're about your people!
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Swift
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July 09, 2005, 06:49:22 AM »
Cain tried that and received a warning for it. It just isn't smart to make any ethnocentric jokes at all.
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July 09, 2005, 06:51:22 AM »
You mean I can't belittle my own people?
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July 09, 2005, 05:21:49 PM »
Taft was a fattie! Ha ha! The Secret Service had to pry him out of the bathtub with butter!
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July 09, 2005, 09:23:52 PM »
"yeah, when the military came to pick me up for the draft I was in Grand Central station. I ran into one of the pay toilets and it cost them four dollars in nickels to get me out"
I don't know what the purpose of that quote was
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Reply #57 on:
July 09, 2005, 10:58:13 PM »
Don't worry, we don't either.
Hey, are we allowed to make prejudiced jokes based on our status/occupations?
Like, I am a jazz musician. And all jazz musicians are always drunk. So I'm always drunk...
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Ignus_Draconus
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Reply #58 on:
July 10, 2005, 02:16:46 AM »
that means I can't use any more flute or band jokes? dangit
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July 10, 2005, 04:19:46 AM »
So that's what your bonking implement is..your flute.
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