"Hero6 Babe's Lines" contest

[Swift]

Hero6 Babe (our lovely female chat bot) needs new lines to say during chat, and this is where you come in! Come up with as many lines as you can from now until 1 June. The winning lines will be spoken by Hero6 Babe from 5 June onwards.


Rules

Post your suggested lines in this topic. There's no limit to how many you can submit.
No anti-Hero6, anti-Hero6 Babe, racist or any offensive comments.

Examples of lines you can submit include:

"I love Hero6!"
"Adventuring is awesome! Slaying monsters, collecting treasures, being famous, what's not to like?"

Good luck!

[Jafar]

Before I start, I'd like to ask for a command that asks her to be quiet until you ask her to speak again. Having an RP interuppted because of a "stupid laugh" was kinda annoying.

Hmm...
"Did you know that 8 out of 10 Royal Viziers are evil?"
"Dwarven Vow #10: Play well, play lots."
"Look behind you! A Three Headed Monkey!"
"Watching the RPS is fun, but the theatre is always out of Razzle Dazzle Root Beer..."


I'll think of more later...

[Swift]

Excellent lines, Jafar! Keep them coming!

[AsianMusicGuy]

How bout, Fight with your Heart.

[Vildern]

Nice topic!

Well, there is always Kurdt’s line from AGDI: “I’m the almighty queen of the universe!”


I'll think of more soon, as now I'm out of time    

[Swift]

Nice! Keep them coming, guys.

[Striker]

How about "I'm a broken piece of crap."

[Silverbolt]

"Well, what's a handsome adventurer like you doing in a place like this?"

"A guy I used to know used to hit on me all the time. He lived with his mom and he was 36! I think his name was Larry. What a complete loser!"

"Oh, is that your sword? Can I hold it? Please? Pretty pretty please?"

"Hey, my necklace was here a second ago! Help! I need a hero!"

"Damsels in distress? Please! Cheap way of getting a date, if you ask me."

[Swift]

Striker, no anti-Hero6 Babe lines.

Silverbolt, interesting lines. Do submit more please.

[Striker]

Still, I really think you should consider it, based on the statement's undeniable truth.

EDIT: I don't remember anything disallowing anti-hero6 Babe comments originally. :glare:

[Swift]

I stated this in the rules.

No anti-Hero6, anti-Hero6 Babe, racist or any offensive comments.

Plus, given the fact that Spliff will be judging this contest, I very much doubt he will appreciate comments like that. Please drop it.

[Jigen]

Pity

Can we have another bot that backchat's the h6babe? It could have lines like: 'Maybe she'll go away if we laugh at her'

[Corsair5]

"That Avoozl-babbling freak over needs to have his mouth taped shut."

"Blah, blah, blah, end of the world, doom has come. Don't you ever talk about something more exciting?"

[Paladin0707077]

"In all the Gin joints in all the world, they're out of Dragon's Breath"
"*Three-Headed Monkey*: I feel so used..."
"I skimmed over a billion rocks for THIS?!"
"Cool flaming sword, but blue's not my color. How about green instead?"
"Fetch me my shirt and Open the door for me, I fell like Calming down before it Triggers any big problems."
"If Avoozle were to duke it out with the Dragon of Doom, would you eat popcorn or cotton candy while watching?"
"Hero wanted: Pay's Lousy, the Food Sucks, Constant Danger, But Hey...You look Good in the Cape..."
"Yay, Levitate worked! Now I can finally attach the grappling hook so I can climb up to the roof and--oh."
"Fighter's Motto: If at first you don't succeed, ram it 'till it's bits then grab an ale and boast."
"Wizard's Motto: If someone challenges you on a point, remember two things. First, They may actually be correct, and second, they must be punished for their arrogance!"
"Thief's Motto: Just like Cops and Robbers, except the Cops are stupid and the Robbers are rich."
"Paladin's Motto: If I hear that crack about being a Goody-Two-Shoes one more time..."
"I hereby cast with all my power--ACHOO!! *Kaboom*"

Some are long. Don't know what the size restrictions are on these things.

[Swift]

I'm not sure what the limit is either, though I don't think there's any. Nice contributions, guys.