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Hero6 Babe (our lovely female chat bot) needs new lines to say during chat, and this is where you come in! Come up with as many lines as you can from now until 1 June. The winning lines will be spoken by Hero6 Babe from 5 June onwards.


Rules

Post your suggested lines in this topic. There's no limit to how many you can submit.
No anti-Hero6, anti-Hero6 Babe, racist or any offensive comments.

Examples of lines you can submit include:

"I love Hero6!"
"Adventuring is awesome! Slaying monsters, collecting treasures, being famous, what's not to like?"

Good luck!

Before I start, I'd like to ask for a command that asks her to be quiet until you ask her to speak again. Having an RP interuppted because of a "stupid laugh" was kinda annoying. :P

Hmm...
"Did you know that 8 out of 10 Royal Viziers are evil?"
"Dwarven Vow #10: Play well, play lots."
"Look behind you! A Three Headed Monkey!"
"Watching the RPS is fun, but the theatre is always out of Razzle Dazzle Root Beer..."


I'll think of more later...

Excellent lines, Jafar! Keep them coming!

How bout, Fight with your Heart.

Nice topic!

Well, there is always Kurdt’s line from AGDI: “I’m the almighty queen of the universe!”


I'll think of more soon, as now I'm out of time  -_-;  

Nice! Keep them coming, guys. :)

How about "I'm a broken piece of crap."

"Well, what's a handsome adventurer like you doing in a place like this?"

"A guy I used to know used to hit on me all the time. He lived with his mom and he was 36! I think his name was Larry. What a complete loser!"

"Oh, is that your sword? Can I hold it? Please? Pretty pretty please?"

"Hey, my necklace was here a second ago! Help! I need a hero!"

"Damsels in distress? Please! Cheap way of getting a date, if you ask me."

Striker, no anti-Hero6 Babe lines.

Silverbolt, interesting lines. Do submit more please.

Still, I really think you should consider it, based on the statement's undeniable truth.

EDIT: I don't remember anything disallowing anti-hero6 Babe comments originally. :glare:

I stated this in the rules.


Plus, given the fact that Spliff will be judging this contest, I very much doubt he will appreciate comments like that. Please drop it.

Pity

Can we have another bot that backchat's the h6babe? It could have lines like: 'Maybe she'll go away if we laugh at her'

"That Avoozl-babbling freak over needs to have his mouth taped shut."

"Blah, blah, blah, end of the world, doom has come. Don't you ever talk about something more exciting?"

"In all the Gin joints in all the world, they're out of Dragon's Breath"
"*Three-Headed Monkey*: I feel so used..."
"I skimmed over a billion rocks for THIS?!"
"Cool flaming sword, but blue's not my color. How about green instead?"
"Fetch me my shirt and Open the door for me, I fell like Calming down before it Triggers any big problems."
"If Avoozle were to duke it out with the Dragon of Doom, would you eat popcorn or cotton candy while watching?"
"Hero wanted: Pay's Lousy, the Food Sucks, Constant Danger, But Hey...You look Good in the Cape..."
"Yay, Levitate worked! Now I can finally attach the grappling hook so I can climb up to the roof and--oh."
"Fighter's Motto: If at first you don't succeed, ram it 'till it's bits then grab an ale and boast." :fighter:
"Wizard's Motto: If someone challenges you on a point, remember two things. First, They may actually be correct, and second, they must be punished for their arrogance!" :wizard:
"Thief's Motto: Just like Cops and Robbers, except the Cops are stupid and the Robbers are rich." :ph34r:
"Paladin's Motto: If I hear that crack about being a Goody-Two-Shoes one more time..." :paladin:
"I hereby cast with all my power--ACHOO!! *Kaboom*"

Some are long. Don't know what the size restrictions are on these things.

I'm not sure what the limit is either, though I don't think there's any. Nice contributions, guys.

"yeah, and heros can fly  :rolleyes: "
"I'm sorry, can you rephrase the question?"
"If you don't like how I drive, stay off the sidewalk"
"as a matter of fact, I do run the whole chatroom"
"Don't you have something more interesting to talk about?"
"watch your language"
"go say that to a dragon and see how long you last"
"are you sure that's the right spell?"
"go give elsa a dress"
 

"What do you mean "wanna cyber?"? What? EWWWW!!! I guess SOMEONE isn't going to make paladin..."

"I resent that! I *am* real!"

"I think Silverbolt is kinda cute  :wub: "

Sorry, couldn't help it  ^_^

"What's the deal with witches turning people into frogs? That's *so* last century!"

"Oooooh! I've always dreamed of a handsome knight that I could fall in love with. Let me know when you see one!"

"1337? Aren't we supposed to be medieval and stuff?"

Don't know if I can have multiple entries or not, but I thought of more:

"So, you're a Master Thief? Great! My car's locked, can you help me get in?"
"Magic is just an energy field that Science has yet to detect or categorize."
"*pulls out a map* Do you see this tiny island here? That's where the people who care live."
"I went out riding with friends one day, but I felt kind of Saurus when I was done..."
***Just about any of the "Gnome Jokes" in the QFG series would work, too***
"I can't believe Elsa dyed her hair just to go to Spieldburg!"
"Hey, what's this old scroll do?"
"I like you. I really do. When I finally conquer the world, your death will be swift and painless."
"...but if Katrina was already dead, and Avoozle killed her, doesn't that make her alive? And if you resserect her, isn't that the same as killing her...Ow."
"The next statement is true. The previous statement is false."
"Go, Hero 6 Team, Go!"
"Sorry, guys, the release of Hero 6 has been moved back a few years...*snicker*"
"Who cares about an Awful Waffle, let me know when a Crem Bru'le of Doom happens by."
"Know what the best demon really is? Devil's Food Cake, of course."
"Oooooh, you fighters are sooooo strong. I'll bet you're even strong enough to carry my groceries all the way home..." ;P
"*sigh* Necromancy is a lost art: all anybody does now is 'summon the dead here' and 'cause destruction and mayhem there'. No flair or style at all."
"Uh huh...so tell me, what's small, green, and warty snd very annoying?...You!  :wizard: "
"If Baba Yaga left Bonehead behind, how'd he get to Mordavia? Must have been a long roll..."
"You might be a Hero if..."
"No solicitations, even IF the monster's really big and the city's half eaten."

If I think of more, they'll be posted.

Multiple entries is allowed.  B) It's fun reading what everyone's posted so far. Keep them coming!

"Sideffects may include drymouth, nausea, water retention, painful rectalage, halluncinations, psychosis, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."*

"My blood calls out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to ######, and it was full of blood, and the blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, and maybe THAT would be enough blood...but probably not."*

"Death and taxes, and irritating people who don't ever stop chattering about Avoozl. Three things you can always count on."


*The ones marked with an asterisk I stole from Warcraft 3. Yeah, I'm a thieving scumbag.

Although I didn't mention that your lines have to be original (forgot about that), I think original lines stand a better chance of being picked against lines from other sources, though I'll let Spliff decide on this one.

"Is it just just me who thinks of the hero business while eating peanuts?"
"What was the name of that one creepy villain? Ada Bees?"
"Hero6 has many friendly and joyful people, but we aren't stinky."
"Did you hear about the undead construction worker? He built the Vampire State Building!"


I'm wondering... Will there be a command that lets you talk to her and she says something random out of the winning lines?

"Hero business like eating peanuts, once you start it's hard to stop"
"Freedom is like temper, never valued until lost"

sorry, dervish quotes.

"and now for something completely different"
"This bunch of vampires keep bothering me when I get off work. I think they need to get a life"
"oh great, Iggy's confused again"
"you thing you're crazy? I got off my rocker when I lost my marbles and discovered that I wasn't playing with a full deck"
"get lost, and may no one ever sell you a map again"
"I don't get payed enough to put up with this"
"sometimes I think the world would be a better place if someone would just nuke the dang thing"
"oh well, good night"

That's a good idea, Jafar. I'm not sure if we'll have that feature so I'll check with Spliff this Saturday.

Everyone, please proofread your lines for spelling mistakes. Thank you.

"Keep Dreaming. I only date *real* adventurers."

"Really? A dragon? Wow..."

"The last guy who said that to me was never heard from again."

"PS, I still think Silverbolt is kinda cute."  :rolleyes:  

"Sorry, your browser has caused an Error 52 and will now close. Sorry for the econvenience."
"Stop crying wolf, or the Gypsies'll get mad..."
"Of course I'd put a price on Freedom: Vigilence, plus $100 an hour for labor."
"*casts Trigger at random Wizard's staff*"
"HAHAHAHAhahahaha ha ha ha...Oh, guess no one else thought it was funny..."
"Listen, oil can be used for way more things then just door hinges...like bacon, for instance."
"We are like ants eating a watermellon: small, pointless, and way out of our league."
"Maybe you'd like me to push water up a hill with a rake as well!"

Here's some more for the growing pile...

"1337? Is that the heroic way?"

"Funny thing I saw one day: A skull with a glowing eye and a hat..."

"Yeah. Right! You really exprect me to believe *you* killed two dragons at once? Try baby Wyverns."

"I appeared in Hero Magazine issue #54. Open the centerfold..."

"Oh don't worry, that Saurus won't bite: he's from Shapier!"
"Adventurer? Hero? Yeah, right, why don't you get a real job, like Real-Estate Agent, you bumb!"
"I have a degree from the FACS! Would you like fries with that?"
"Dragon's Breath is tasty but it always leaves you  feeling burnt out after the sizzle dies away."
"By the pricking of my thumb, something stupid this way comes..."

Alright, couldn't help throwing the QFG5 one in.

The competition has officially closed. A big thank you to all who participated! Stay tuned for the results!