The Lord of Something

[Swift]

Jamwise: NO! Mr Jafar! I'll save you!

*dives in after Jafar*

 

[Kailkay]

*shuffles into the area, obviously a lost old man to all but the most foolish of onlookers whom would instead see the likeness of absolute horror in a white sheet. Think pointy hood.

Apparantly he keeps a white beating stick with him!*

Owowowow... My everything hurts...

[Swift]

Kailkay, is that you? You're alive!

[Kailkay]

*Blinks a moment, stroking a looong white beard*

Kailkay? Yes, I know that name... Want to see a neat trick?

[Swift]

Oh great! One of the most important characters has lost his memory!

Forgive me, Kail, but I have to do this for your own good!

*takes Klk's staff and uses it to knock klk's head repeatedly*  

[Kailkay]

*growls*

Ouch! Swift! Why you...!

*waves his hands about in a crazy good way. All the weapons in the peoples' hands are immolated and thusly dropped*

*His staff is completely incinerated and destroyed*

AH! Damnit!

[Swift]

You're back! Praise Elune, your memory has returned!  

Sorry about the knocking. I had to try and restore your memory.

 

Glorioushero, this is Kailkay, wise sage who we thought had perished in the mines of Moria.

Now that your memory has been restored, Kail, could you help us find the missing Marshmallows?  

[KLK]

Have you checked under the couch? I'm pretty sure they're under the couch.

*blinks*

[Swift]

*looks at the rest of the group*  

Oops, I think I overdid it. Now what?

*Back to Jafar and co*

*Jamwise drags Mr Jafar back up to surface*

Jamwise: You gave me a scare back there, Mr Jafar! Don't do that again!

[Jafar]

Jafar: I'm sorry Jamwise. I was thinking with my stomach again.
Gobblum: Don't follow the lights master! This way.
*The group continues...*

[Outchanter]

*blinks and wakes up*

Hey, where did the others go? *translocates up to Jafar and Gobblum* nope, wrong group ... *translocates up to treebreath and the marshmellows*

Oh bother, where is Swift, Kailkay and Unknownhero when you need them? *translocates randomly and appears next to Swift*

There you are! *joyful reunion* Now, does anyone know whre the marshmallows are? We've got to save those poor guys before something bad happens to them! Like, something bad involving giant trees! *scratches his head* Now where did I get that idea from? All this surviving on nothing but lumpess is making my head go funny...

[Swift]

You're right! Those lumpess are making your head funny if you can talk about giant trees! What an absurd idea!

Let's continue on our journey!

[Outchanter]

*they continue on their journey...*

[Swift]

*fast forwards*

*they reach Eyesenguard*

(What's suppose to happen there? I'm not too familiar with Two Towers)

[Kailkay]

Why're we here??? This is no safe place, this is Eyesengard!

SARUMAAAAN! *blows up part of the tower in a cool display*

...Hehehe, cool.

Let's go to Rohan, fools. The horseking will need our help when this ginormous army from Eyesengard bears down on him. We have to hide him in helm's keep.