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Swift
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Reply #135 on:
September 19, 2004, 06:27:09 PM »
Ginormous army? Let's see...
Big army = lots of experience points = level up = lots of cool skills = more powerful me
The goddess agrees! Let's get there!
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September 19, 2004, 09:24:00 PM »
*As Jafar continues on his quest, he finds...*
Jafar: What!? *Rubs his eyes* Its impossible!
Jamwise: A pink oliphaunt?!?!?
*The terrible Oliphaunt is battling someone, but its hard to tell who its enemies are when it keeps flattening them*
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September 20, 2004, 04:34:37 AM »
Oliphaunt: *squish* *squash* *splat* *squish* *squash* *splat* *squish* *squash*
Jamwise: Mr Jafar! Let's get outta here! Before it sees us!
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September 20, 2004, 05:32:26 PM »
*as they approach the king's palace in Rohan*
I have a bad feeling about this. Maybe I should just ... erm ...
*translocates away briefly with Shadow-email, then returns* there we go, back in the stables, never went missing... *whistles innocently*
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Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
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Reply #139 on:
September 21, 2004, 04:55:47 AM »
*Guard halts them, as a banner is torn from a spear, gets someone in the face, knocking him/her to the ground.*
Guard: I'm going to have to confiscate your weapons...
*Everyone surrenders their arsenal of weaponry, 'cept Kailkay and his staff*
Kailkay: Surely you wouldn't take a walking stick from an old man?
Guard: But... You're not even leaning on it! In fact, you're stretching right now, with the staff over your head!
Kailkay: Yes, but I need it not to stand, but to walk.
Guard: You're not even an old man though. That beard is obviously fake. Can't grow your own, little boy?
Kailkay: But... I... Uhm. *waves his hand lightly* You don't want to take my staff away after all.
Guard: *Trance* I don't want to take your staff away after all.
Kailkay: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Guard: These aren't the droids we're looking for. Move along.
Guard2: Are you not well...?
*Kailkay and party slip on through and mosie on inside...*
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Reply #140 on:
September 21, 2004, 08:49:36 AM »
*in the hall of the king*
*king:* Kailkay! The one who called Storm-Ppigeon? What ill tidings do you bring now? And are you responsible for Shadow-Email's mysterious disappearance?
*a page comes up and whispers to the king* What, he's back already? Ok then. *frowns* but you still have bad news, don't you? Out with it!
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September 22, 2004, 06:05:12 AM »
Even now, Superman musters his armies at Eyesengard, planning to march on... this land! He is allied with the Dark One, whom shall invade that nation to the south of you!
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September 22, 2004, 06:38:10 AM »
(I think we need to stick with one villain. First we had Dark Ranger, then Sour-one replaced her and now it's Superman. So, which one will it be?)
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September 22, 2004, 10:19:32 AM »
(I said Sour-one because it's closer to Saruman or Sauron... I thought the Dark Ranger was the Sauron equivalent in Mordor?)
*king:* Old Storm-Pigeon, always bringing dull news eh? Well I won't be persuaded by your natterings of wars in far off places. *looks accusingly at the ranger* You just want to lure me away from my kingdom so you can take my place! *assumes a kingly pose* Guards, seize him!
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Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
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Swift
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September 22, 2004, 12:57:23 PM »
Your majesty, Sour-one's army is after your kingdom, not us! You're wasting your energy on the wrong person!
*says under breath*
I wouldn't want your lousy kingdom anyway!
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September 22, 2004, 02:21:54 PM »
king: "Sour-one is a wise and friendly wizard! He would never attack me. Old Storm-Pigeon here though -" points at Kailkay "he's been known to rob people of their best horses." He gives a meaningful look.
Wormtooth, the king's adviser, nods and snickers in agreement. "You are surrounded by enemies, my liege."
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Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
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September 22, 2004, 03:59:36 PM »
I knew it! The King has been Charmed by Sour-one! My dispel potion may not be strong enough to counter it! Any bright ideas, comrades?
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September 22, 2004, 04:22:49 PM »
Jafars voice: Use the force Swift. Let go. Turn off the targeting compu- Oops! I thought this was the Star Wars RP. While I'm here though, why don't you get KLK to bonk him on the head. The for- er...Ring I guess...will be with you. Always. *Disapears, even though it was just a voice*
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Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
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Reply #148 on:
September 23, 2004, 10:25:18 AM »
The king wails. "You idiots, I told you not to let people with weapons into the castle! Why am I always surrounded by idiots ... will someone get that staff off him before he does any damage or am I going to have to start executing people myself?"
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Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
What wouldst thou deau?
Swift
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Reply #149 on:
September 23, 2004, 11:04:09 AM »
*watches guards approach group menacingly*
Kailkay, now would be a good time to start bonking people, and I suggest you start with the king!
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