The Stars are Right

[Corsair5]

And Avoozl arises. I'a, I'a! Ph'nlgui Mglw'nafh Avoozl Rl'yeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn! In his house at R'lyeh, Dead Avoozl waits dreaming until the stars are right! That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die! The Necrophilicon speaks of it! When the stars become right, and Avoozl awakens from his ancient slumber to rise up from his rift to bring a glory to the land the likes of which has never been seen! I'a Dagon! I'a Hydra! I'a! I'a Avoozl! He rises to teach us a new way to revel and wreak a great glorious destruction! I'a!

Amon Tillado saw it in his dreams, and found the Necrophilicon buried in the sands of Shapeir! And now, Avoozl rises, and a great host rises with him! I'a! I'a! As his great disciple celebrates the anniversary of his birth, Avoozl will rise and rule the world! I'a! I'a!

[Swift]

May I know why this is in the Offtopic forum instead of the RPS forum?

[Corsair5]

It's a cleverly disguised birthday thread.

[Swift]

Oh ok. Happy birthday, Avoozl.

[Paladin0707077]

Yeah, happy birthday, now DIE YOU FOUL SPAWN OF THE PIT!!

Tried to post this back in April, but for some reason my post wouldn't go through. Ah well, better late then never, I guess.