The Offtopic Hero Hall

[Swift]

Yeah, he took nearly a year to do that.

I've updated the trivia again for Iggy.

[Ignus_Draconus]

Yeah, he took nearly a year to do that.
 

funny, I don't remember giving a hero speech. anyway,

I'd lile to thank all the people who made my massive quantities of posts possible, and I give special thanks to swift, pwincess, corsair, and jafar. without your noteable support, I would not have acheived this honor with the speed that I have. Thank you once again, Good Night.

*steps down off of soap box*

[Swift]

*cheers*

Welcome to the FA club, Ignus!

*hands Iggy his FA badge and a crown*

Bring out the party food!

[Ignus_Draconus]

and we can celebrate two super hero parties, since swifts got buried in spam

[Corsair5]

*Steals the food and hides it in his secret underwater Nuclear Launch Facility*

[Swift]

Return the food, Corsair, or face our wrath!        :angry:

[Ignus_Draconus]

and bill , bob, ,fred ,george ,and frederik

[Corsair5]

                                       
Okay, fine.

*Teleports wax models of the real food back*

[Swift]

*turns Corsair into a wax model*

*orders pizza*

[Corsair5]

The one you turned into a wax model was already a wax model! *Real Corsair pops up* Alright, here. *Teleports the food back*

How many of them pizzas did you order, Swift?

[Swift]

One.

*starts eating the party food*

[Corsair5]

That's a paltry sum. *Teleports the entire contents of every Pizza Boy's pizza carrying area in his car into the room.*

Hmm..*Sorts them into corresponding piles of various types*  

[Jafar]

No mushrooms on mine!

[Corsair5]

*Maliciously uses his weirdo magic to puree the mushrooms and secret them beneath the cheese and tomato sauce of Jafar's Pizza.*

*Hands Jafar his pizza* Here you go.

[Jafar]

Thanks.
*Eats the pizza and chuckles to himself about reverse psychologiy*