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« Reply #750 on: March 06, 2005, 07:40:23 AM »

Bags of weinies? That's pretty weird.
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« Reply #751 on: March 06, 2005, 07:41:07 AM »

Well, you have to have a campfire to taost them. They're way better when toasted.
*Looks around then sees throne, and starts walking towards it with sword in hand*

I can't spell, so kiss me.
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« Reply #752 on: March 06, 2005, 07:41:53 AM »

*Sits down*

Sorry, I got here first. Get out, I've gotta go bad, man.
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« Reply #753 on: March 06, 2005, 07:43:22 AM »

*slams throne-door shut and locks it from outside*
Now for the wood...
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If I ever feel too down or over-inflated, all I have to do is remember one of two things: to the right of me, in some dimension, I am a king; to the left of me, in another dimension, I am a hanged man.
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« Reply #754 on: March 06, 2005, 07:44:59 AM »

"Grond, the Hammer of the Underworld (Don't ask) smashes your puny barrier."

Who would have thought a roll of toilet paper attached to a plunger would be that devastating?
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« Reply #755 on: March 06, 2005, 07:45:46 AM »

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Goodie! Thanks! *helps self to Jafar's cousins* Yummy!
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« Reply #756 on: March 06, 2005, 07:46:31 AM »

Easy, there. Go over and get some chocolate (Actually it's cleverly disguised rat pellets.).
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« Reply #757 on: March 06, 2005, 07:48:03 AM »

Wait, what...NOOOO!!
*Runs toward nearest window*
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If I ever feel too down or over-inflated, all I have to do is remember one of two things: to the right of me, in some dimension, I am a king; to the left of me, in another dimension, I am a hanged man.
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« Reply #758 on: March 06, 2005, 07:48:55 AM »

Something must've caught in his throat..
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« Reply #759 on: March 06, 2005, 07:51:14 AM »

*returns from window looking somewhat pale*
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If I ever feel too down or over-inflated, all I have to do is remember one of two things: to the right of me, in some dimension, I am a king; to the left of me, in another dimension, I am a hanged man.
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« Reply #760 on: March 06, 2005, 07:52:41 AM »

*Picks up "Grond" (Actually a toilet plunger with a roll of toilet paper attached to the opposite end of the plunging end) and smacks Paladin 0707077 in the back with the plunging end, gently.) There, there. Get it up!  
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« Reply #761 on: March 06, 2005, 07:54:03 AM »

Actually, it was the horrible mask you're wearing that made me do it.  cheesy  
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The Paladin: To seek, To learn, To do.
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If I ever feel too down or over-inflated, all I have to do is remember one of two things: to the right of me, in some dimension, I am a king; to the left of me, in another dimension, I am a hanged man.
-ME!
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« Reply #762 on: March 06, 2005, 07:55:10 AM »

Mask? Oh, you mean THIS! *Pulls a license plate off his face.* That hurt..it had grafted itself into my skin.
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« Reply #763 on: March 06, 2005, 07:55:54 AM »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs back to window*
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The Paladin: To seek, To learn, To do.
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If I ever feel too down or over-inflated, all I have to do is remember one of two things: to the right of me, in some dimension, I am a king; to the left of me, in another dimension, I am a hanged man.
-ME!
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« Reply #764 on: March 06, 2005, 07:56:21 AM »

It's a bit bloody..*Begins scrubbing the license plate*
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