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« Reply #345 on: February 04, 2005, 01:18:00 PM »

of course this is spam, consider it a practice exercise
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« Reply #346 on: February 04, 2005, 04:58:27 PM »

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 Cool, let's practise then!

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Attention! Corsair's our newest Hero!

Please make a speech, Corsair, before we begin the ceremony.  cool
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« Reply #347 on: February 04, 2005, 05:26:28 PM »

*Everybody boos, and Corsair spits into the crowd, splattering the gooey mess of spittle onto a poor old man's head, who subsequently is bedridden for five months.*

Yeah, Yeah. Thank you everyone. I couldn't have made it this far without ever participating in the RPS even though that was my plan from the beginning, if it hadn't been for Swift and her dang ol' stuff.

I managed to create a new record today, becoming a hero in nineteen days, defeating Jafar's twenty one. Big slow Paladins, they've become overweight these past few months. Make's m' job easier.

I spread Chaos throughout the land for fun nowadays, and, along with my Earwax-spurting power, am currently in posession of the Twin Galaxies of Magellan's Clouds. I have fourteen alien races that are currently thralls to my Masterful Power, and a number of starships, ready for an immediate invasion of the earth itself.

As soon as I hit Superhero, I plan to

A: Cause chaos.

B: Cause booms

and

C: Cause explosions.

Now, I have some issues to address.

Number one is that I think that we desperately need to form the Bonehead commitee (See sig for picture) to make decisions regarding our thick skulls. Don't ask me why I'm saying this, because if I did, you'd probably finally come to the correct conclusion that I'm insane.

Number two is that I have recently developed the power to read the minds of those around me!

Number three is that Sauron, The Gorthaur of Middle-Earth, Ex-Maiar, Scourge upon the world, Once-servant of the Dark Lord Melkor the Morgoth, etc, etc, has come under my control. Incidentally, I like tacos.

I expect to say more later, but first, I intend on eating nachos and drinking coke.
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« Reply #348 on: February 04, 2005, 05:28:23 PM »

Uh...congratulations, I guess...
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« Reply #349 on: February 04, 2005, 05:29:37 PM »

I didn't expect much congratulations from slowpoke paladins. They're just meanies.
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« Reply #350 on: February 04, 2005, 05:31:47 PM »

Slowpoke? You were only a few days faster. <_<
*Shakes Corsair's hand and gives him a jolly smile*
CONGRATULATIONS! Cheesy  (Happy now? annoyed )
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« Reply #351 on: February 04, 2005, 05:48:17 PM »

Just to clarify, according to my calculations (based on GMT +8h), Corsair took 21 days to become a Hero, beating Jafar by only 3 days.

Congrats, Corsair. You're now a Hero. *gives Corsair the Hero badge, and then fines him $500 for spitting in public, and onto a poor old man.*

Anyway, let's start the celebrations.

Btw, I updated the trivia and the 'Fastest posters' list.
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« Reply #352 on: February 04, 2005, 05:49:38 PM »

WHOO HOO! Let's PARTAY! *Wheels in the cake and punch* laugh
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« Reply #353 on: February 04, 2005, 05:52:31 PM »

*Reluctantly shells out $500 (Counterfeit) dollars*
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« Reply #354 on: February 04, 2005, 05:56:01 PM »

Ahem... cough out the real cash. Tongue
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« Reply #355 on: February 04, 2005, 05:59:05 PM »

I have 500 pesos. Hey, Jafar, I bet you're mad about being completely removed from the trivia list. Heh heh.
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« Reply #356 on: February 04, 2005, 06:00:30 PM »

I'm still on the trivia list. There's more to me then being the former fastest Hero, ya know.
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« Reply #357 on: February 04, 2005, 06:02:23 PM »

Jafar's the fastest to achieve Superhero, the last to get Hero status in the old forums and the first to achieve Superhero status in the new forums.
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« Reply #358 on: February 04, 2005, 06:05:50 PM »

BOOYAKA! Cheesy  
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« Reply #359 on: February 04, 2005, 06:14:14 PM »

I thought Brassfire did that first.
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