Riddle me this, riddle me that

[Corsair5]

OMG OMG OMG SERVED!

[ndcent168]

I did notice that, and thank you by the way.

I really need to make it more obvious when I am being sarcastic. When was the last time any of the rest of you used the word 'smite' in a conversation when you weren't role playing?
 

[Corsair5]

When I'm joking, it's obvious. It's like...

SWIFT! FETCH ME A BEVERAGE OR I SHALL SUMMON AVOOZL!

[ndcent168]

And everyone gets them, which makes them funnier too.

One question that you made me think of is this though: If Avoozl is summoned, isn't he going to kill the person who summoned him in addition to the rest of the world?

[Corsair5]

Kadis is POSSESSED. Also, Katrina and Ad Avis didn't think that, did they? No. They thought it would bring about Eternal Darkness. Which is pretty true.

[ndcent168]

It would only really be dark cuz Avoozl ate you.

[Corsair5]

Not necessarily. Ad Avis probably wouldn't have been eaten if it weren't for the Hero.

[Jigen]

And why do YOU want to talk about cocks?

*Lights up cigar* Hey when ya got it, flaunt it

[ndcent168]

Fortunately, I had at least one time in my life where I was funny and everyone knew it: I told the Ultimate Joke about the Wizard and the Farmers Daughter...

[Corsair5]

I don't even know what that joke is. All I know is that it involves a Wizard and a Farmer's Daughter.

[Jigen]

You don't know the 'farmer's daughter' joke? Man you kids are young

[Corsair5]

I don't believe it's ever read out in the game.

[Ignus_Draconus]

nope never was. but I guess that would be better than dying laughing.

[Corsair5]

Well, go on! Read it, if you know!

[Swift]

You don't know the 'farmer's daughter' joke? Man you kids are young

Ok Jigen, you have got to tell me that joke, then.