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« Reply #105 on: January 25, 2005, 12:54:36 AM » |
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of Mr. Poos and his amazing dancing teeth
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« Reply #106 on: January 25, 2005, 01:21:36 AM » |
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Corsair asked "You're Mr. Poo? I have a package for you. A Bomb."
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« Reply #107 on: January 25, 2005, 01:29:18 AM » |
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Which turned out to be a dud...  |
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« Reply #108 on: January 25, 2005, 01:29:57 AM » |
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And then Master Chief dropped from the sky in a Helljumper pod, kicked the door open, and pulled out a rocket launcher.
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« Reply #109 on: January 25, 2005, 01:32:25 AM » |
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and asked Corsair for his lunch money
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« Reply #110 on: January 25, 2005, 01:33:51 AM » |
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And then Corsair said "The Arbiter is gonna meet you at the bar. The Flood Overlord is calling him right now."
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« Reply #111 on: January 25, 2005, 01:40:22 AM » |
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but the arbiter bit the Flood Overlord in the foot because he thought it was food
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« Reply #112 on: January 25, 2005, 01:42:00 AM » |
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So the Flood Overlord decided to have another roundabout speech and not speaking clearly. Then he teleported Chief BACK to High Charity and the Arbiter to near the Brute encampment.
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« Reply #113 on: January 25, 2005, 01:45:10 AM » |
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where he was met by Brutus
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« Reply #114 on: January 25, 2005, 01:46:13 AM » |
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And then Brutus got a Needler shoved down his throat and fired, boiling Brutus insides and ripping holes through vital organs.
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« Reply #115 on: January 25, 2005, 01:48:28 AM » |
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making Augustus very happy
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« Reply #116 on: January 25, 2005, 01:53:51 AM » |
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And then there was a really crappy ending to Halo 2.
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« Reply #117 on: January 25, 2005, 01:55:07 AM » |
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« Reply #118 on: January 25, 2005, 01:55:54 AM » |
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Until Microsoft Patented the dreaded XBOX 2 and re-published the biggest disappointment ever, FABLE!
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« Reply #119 on: January 25, 2005, 01:56:54 AM » |
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