RPS Summaries

[Jafar]

Hey everyone. I decided to preg_replace('/(.{39})/', '$1 ', 'summarize...summarise...summarice.......I') decided to make a summary of the RPS! (Phew, finally) If you want "just the facts" then you've come to the right topic.

And without further Ado:
The Force of Nature
Wide screen version.

Our main characters, Swift, (You may know her as the Elven Sorceress from Silmaria who's trying to break that Damsel in Distress habit. ) Night, (Uh...he's a thief...and a Khajitt or however you spell it.) and Jafar, (Go me! ) had just arrived in Raseir by caravan. Swift led them to a tavern to explain the mission.

One of Miros' men had stolen a mysterious artifact from the King of Tarna. They were hired to bring it back. They didn't know the artifacts purpose, but it's valuable and powerful, and that's reason enough to steal it. The artifact was to be passed from the thief to his contact in the fountain plaza. Night was to take the contact's place and get the artifact back. Jafar and Swift were to beat up the contact and take his lunch money...I mean beat him up so that Night could take his place.
While they were disscusing the plan, Night noticed an evesdropper who dropped a note for him saying to meet him in the desert alone.

The evesdropper made a deal with him. He would triple their offer if Night would bring the artifact to him instead. Being a greedy little punk, he accepted.
Night went to the inn and tried to...get his payment in advance while Swift was asleep. Jafar, being the awesome hero that he is, stopped him. A bit later, Jafar and Swift beat up the contact and took his ring, travel documents, clothes, and lunch money. They went back to Night and gave him the aforementioned lunch mo- (Ok ok, I'll stop the lunch money jokes!) er, the afore mentioned stuff he needed for his disguise.

Something seemed to be up with Night, so after he left to retrieve the Artifact, Jafar and Swift decided to keep plan B ready just in case...
End of part one.

[Swift]

Jafar, being the awesome hero that he is, stopped him.

The Summary's a little bias, don't you think?

Swift, (You may know her as the Elven Sorceress from Silmaria who's trying to break that Damsel in Distress habit. )

Grr... *polymorphs Jafar*

Jafar's a Ladybird now. Now let's see who needs saving...

[Jafar]

Eek! *Skitters away*
The Force of Nature
Digitally Mastered in THX
5 hours later, Night was ready. He tried to ask more about the Artifact, but Jafar and Swift knew about as much is he did.(Diddly Squat) Night noticed Mr.Evesdropper again, dropping another note for him. (or should we call him note dropper?) Night decided to wait until Swift left to read it. Swift noticed that he noticed something, and after she left, she turned invisible and followed him. The note said for Night to meet him in the alleyway. Night was paid a third of the reward he was promised. You might of guessed, but Swift was less then pleased to hear about this. Night smelled her (Lay off the perfume! ) and pretended not to know the evesdropper, while giving him a note warning of Swift.

After evesdropping man "stalked" off", Swift confronted Night, asking him what he was doing. Before he could explain anything, the man dropped an eve on her! Seriously, he attacked her. Night tried to stop him, but Eve's and notes ain't the only thing the villain could drop, and he dropped a Hold Person spell on Night.

Meanwhile...
Jafar was catching up on his sleep at the inn (He picks the worst times to nap...) and woke up, deciding to head there early. He entered the alley, saw the situation and decided to spy on them. Dropeve had a knife to Swift's throat and said that if Night didn't get the artifact, she would die. Then he freed Night and teleported away with Swift.

Night went into the plaza and met with Ellor, who had the Artifact and recived it from him. It was a statue of an emerald tower... After Ellor left, Eve-dude came to get the Artifact from Night. That was Jafar's cue to kick some butt and take some names.(Don't ask me what that means...) While Jafar had The Dropper distracted, Night fooled around with the Artifact, trying to make it do something. When he read the words on the Artifact, it started glowing green... Night dropped it, and Jafar snagged it. The glow got brighter, then the Artifact vanished. Droppy teleported away with a threat, and Night ran off.

Jafar, left without any direction, cast detect magic to see if he could find out anything. He detected magic coming from himself! (Dun dun dun...) Which is odd, and not supposed to happen. Night saw a bright light coming from where Jafar was, and went to check it out. Jafar was emmiting a GREEN GLOW!
Neither Jafar nor Night knew what the artifact did, but the latter had a few cracks about it. <_< (You'd make a good lighthouse!)

Meanwhile...
Swift was a prisoner of the Eve Dropping One! And like every villain, he talked about his plan. He had somehow known what had happened to the Green Good Guy, and was plotting to remove his new powers. Apparently, the Artifact had transferred it's power to Jafar when he touched it, and gave him some sort of power over nature... How was Evedroppo going to steal his powers? With the LIGHTNING ORB! Swift was to be used as bait...
End of part two.

[Jafar]

The Force of Nature
Brought to you by Honest Ali's used Saruses.
Jafar and Night had decided to band together to find Swift. They headed into the streets, Jafar somehow able to sense her. Meanwhile, Swift was locked up, the key just out of reach. Suddenly, the wooden table sort of "threw" the key to her and she escaped. She met up with Jafar and told him about what her captor said. Oh yeah, and she turned Night into a sheep so he wouldn't cause trouble.(Heh heh)

Swift opened up a portal to Shapeir, dispelled Night, and tied him up. They were going to turn him in to the authorities. While Swift was preparing for the journey to Tarna, Jafar was to take Night to the inn and keep an eye on him. Unfortunately, they were attacked by the evesdropping villain we all know and hate. Night noticed the Lightning Orb the villain had. When the villain attacked, Night jumped in front of Jafar, protecting him. Swift then rushed back, brushing up on her Last-Minute-Rescue skills. She casted Blizzard and Slow on the evesdropper. Night took the oppertunity to try to steal the Lightning Orb, but ED cast Hold Person on him. Eve-o ran away, but not before Swift polymorphed him. Fortunately for him, it only half worked and he was a half-sheep. Jafar and Night chased after him, but when cornered, the sheepish villain trapped Night in the sphere!

Jafar and Swift were forced to let him get away. (Am I forgetting something...?)
Oh yeah, Swift changed the half-sheep back THEN Jafar and Swift were forced to ETC.(Wouldn't it be embarassing if he forgot that part? )

End of part three.

[Jafar]

The Force of Nature
Please turn off all cellphones and seeing stones.
Jafar and Swift had decided to head for Tarna to get help. The caravan was coming in the morning, so Jafar went to get some sleep.

Meanwhile...
You-know-who was taunting Night, who was still trapped in the orb. Evesdroppers plan was to follow them to Tarna use Night as bait, and steal Jafar's powers. Night started giving him ideas, and then Evesdropper got it in his head to use the power for himself! (Not good!) With the power in his hands, Evesdropper could RULE THE WORLD! MuahahahahaHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile...
Jafar woke up from a strange dream. He then noticed that his green color had become skin deep.("You're going to have a hard time finding a date like this")
No one in his right mind would go out with unnaturally green skin...unless they had a sorceress to cast invisibility on them.
The two discussed Night's side-switching on the way. One minute he was with them, the next he was with the evesdropper. What are his motives?(Besides money. )

The two arrived in Tarna and met with Kreesha to get help. She was unable to determine much, but she gave Jafar a scroll that could help him use his powers...
Jafar felt a strange power from the scroll...
End of part four.

[Pwincess]

Nice work Jafar!

[Jafar]

Thank you!  

[Jafar]

Another RPS Summary from yours truly! (Who ever that is...)
Talisman Trouble,    Part One
Sounds like a cartoon episode, doesn't it?
Our heroes, Jafar, (No introduction needed. ) Swift, (Ditto) Jigen, (Go ninjas! )  Delor, (The pyromaniacal pyromaniac) Rylue, (Recently had a hot date with doom. ) Khaveen, (No relation to the Raseir one) and Roger Wil- er, Rogar Darklight (Oxymoronic name, eh?) phew, that was a long introduction...where was I?
Oh yes. Our heroes were at Erasmus' home. The poor old wizard and his ratty familar had been poisoned. Swift went upstairs to check on her teacher, while Zara explained it all.

After a few interruptions, ( :glare: ) Zara told them that Erasmus had been entrusted with a talisman of great evil. Erasmus and Fenrus had been poisoned, and the talisman stolen. No one was supposed to know that Erasmus had the talisman, which of course means that the main villain found out in record time. When combined with three other talismans, (Talismen?) it would unlock unholy power. (What else?) Unfortunately that meant that finding the talisman was their first priority. Saving Erasmus came second. Retriving the talisman would get them a nice reward.(Lets hope Evesdropper doesn't try to bribe the more dishonest members of the party. )

Rogar went upstairs to see if he could help Erasmus. The Healer said that there was nothing he could do for him...EXCEPT. Finding the ingredients for a disp- I mean a cure. She gave him a list of ingredients that might be able to help him, then tried to shoo him away. He asked if he could help again, and again she told him that finding a cure was the only thing he could do. He asked AGAIN (  :glare:  ) and she told him to find a cure AGAIN.(This might take a while) He asked AGAIN and finally she told him that he could try. (Anything to get rid of him )
Jafar entered the room then, to check on Erasmus. Swift was by Erasmus, in tears.(Heartbreaking. ) She told Jafar that E wasn't doing well, and swore revenge.

Meanwhile...
Jigen and the others were trying to get Khaveen to stop looting E's house, and planning the rest of the quest at their best with zest. Someone with thief contacts was to take a quick trip to the guild and see if anyone knew anything. They were waiting for the others, and weren't happy about it.("We've wasted forty-five minutes because of one idiot kelpto and a paladin who won't take NO for an answer")Khav left to find a place to store his loot.
Jafar and Swift came downstairs, and the group got ready to head out. Rylue went to check the area around Erana's Peace, and Jigen went to check the Thieves Guild.

Khav went back to the mountain to see if the others were still there. Meanwhile, Rog wasn't having any luck with the healing. (NOW will you admit that you were wrong? ) Delor tried to get the Gargoyle to talk, then started trying to set it on fire. (Get used to him doing that...) Finally, the Gargoyle awoke....

End O' part one.

[Swift]

Good job, Jafar! Good luck trying to summarise the rest! Twelve parts in all.

[Jafar]

Bring em on! *Smug grin*

[Corsair5]

In the immortal words of Garfield (Fat Cat),

WORK! WORK! WORK!

[Jafar]

What if I don't want to?
Just be patient, these things take time.

[Brainiac]

You know, Jafar, I sense a certain level of disdain for my character...no Honor among Paladins?  

[Jafar]

...no Honor among Paladins?

Don't be silly.
Jafar didn't write this, I did. And if I want to make fun of someone, I will.
Besides, It was just a poke at his name.  

[Brainiac]

Actually, I was thinking more about the third paragraph than the poke at his name...

...and exactly how many different Jafar's are there?