Halloween Tombstone Message Contest

[Swift]

That's ok.

And although I didn't mention this, I think that messages that fit the fantasy game setting would stand a better chance than those that seem too modern (like cars and chat bots).

[Silverbolt]

So, I'm losing then?  

"Eh...critical hit."

"You know...it's usually the dragon in the dungeon and the maiden in the tower, not the other way around."

"Ok...who replaced my healing potions with mandrake?"

"Ok, so I'll just scratch 'poke an ogre' off my 'to do' list."

"Ok, wise guy, YOU kill the dragon then!"

"My mom said I should become a farmer. She might have been right."

"But...they said there was gold in that cave."

[Sirus]

"Hey you. Yes, you! Get offa' me!"

[awesomeasapossum]

Some serious things are not funny,
such as a cat who thinks he's a bunny
if you laugh off your head you may find yourself dead
don't laugh and don't inhale honey.

Why are you reading this? Go away!

Do not disturb.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Anyone got a glass of water?

This epitaph is moved to a new domain. Please click HERE to go to the new webpage.

[dizzcity]

Here lies the witch, Silaxis
Taxmen were afraid of her hexes
They hired a knight
To give her a fight
But now she still avoids taxes

Here lies Random Enemy Number One
Who fell victim to the Hero's fun
'Tis so sad to see
How we kill so easily
For the weapons and loot they have on

To-Haunt List
Please carve your name here in block capitals

[serow]

System unable to restore C:\Windows\Settings\...

[Outchanter]

My theremin's broken. For now, please read aloud:
WooooOOOoooOOOOoooOOO!!

Gone hauntin'. Back in thirteen days.

Do you feel like somebody's watching your every move? Do monsters always seem to turn up around you? Have you been hanging around graveyards lately? Could you be suffering from DEPRESSION?
Well boo hoo - look at ME, I'm DEAD!

this one isn't mine (it's by Algernon Charles Swinburne) nor is it funny, but I think it's pretty good: ^^

From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving
Whatever gods may be
That no life lives for ever;
That dead men rise up never;
That even the weariest river
Winds somewhere safe to sea.

[MoodyBlues]

(Note:  Please disregard my "Ashes to ashes" entry.  It was based on an epitaph from Rocko's Modern Life )

"Heh heh... heh heh heh heh.. heh heh heh aHAHAHAHAHA!
...It's, um, a lot scarier if you say it out loud."

Here lies Sir Oiram.
His princess was in another castle.

Here lies the leg of Captain Silver.
Don't worry, the rest of him is just fine.

Here lies Harold Rungate.
He was really, really stupid, and he had no girlfriends.
(Hey, he's dead.  How's he going to read this?)

Here lies Thorin, an aspiring wizard.
He was the first in his class to learn a fire spell.
And the last.

Dang, you're heavy.

[Ignus_Draconus]

Here lies the body of Norman Pate
crushed six times by the castle gate
guess his apointment'll have to wait,
he's late

Here lies a man with a wooden leg, named smith.

Well, That bytes.

If you're reading this, it's safe to say that I'm dead.

Hey, where's my watermelon?

in memory of bob, got lost in thought one day and we never found him again

I went to Hades and all I got was this stupid tomb stone

Well, well, you never can tell, you might go to heaven, you might go to... [repeat]

That is the absolute last time I try to be a hero

well, it was fun while it lasted...

[dizzcity]

This grave is reserved by the dragon Firathis
For the remains of would-be treasure hunters
Grave Capacity: 40 corpses
[23/40] Adventurers Full

Wanted:
Assistant Ferryman for River of Death
Job Requirements:
- Patience with routine tasks
- Ability to handle unbelieving passengers
- Chilling, terrifying aura
- Ability to keep silent for long periods of time
- Must be dead
Apply within.


Here lies the Mortimer Gall, the first Life Insurance Agent to demonstrate his product

[aperseghin]

Five heros we've had in the past,
there bodies lie here under grass,
and tho this grave is barren,
we dont apose sharing'
we dug this one just for your body.


Up up down down,
left right left right,
B A Select Start.


 

[Reish Vedaur]

Up up down down,
left right left right,
B A Select Start.

OOT: Konami code, y0!
http://moshbits.5u.com/ -- my attempt at a sprite comic about .. wow, it was only 3 years ago, that's sad lol.  Disregard the overabundance of adverts.  The last one and the first couple are really bad, the rest are only moderately bad lol, but it's relevant cuz I have one of the Contra guys and he keeps coming back.

[Captivus]

"This is what happens when you foret to save your game"

"Smith&Jackobs Gravedigging - Fast, Cheap, Good Quality. Special offers for heroes"

"Here lies the Joe the Fool who vanished the princess and saved the dragon. We thought he was funny. The King didn't"

"Seriously can somebody turn on the light?"

"Hey you - a little advice: When  asked "money or life" don't think too long. I did."

"John Smith. Got old and died. Nothing intresting here"

"Andrew Giliano. Tried avoiding taxes. Poor fellow had a horrible death"

[Reish Vedaur]

Un T. Glacier
Just chillin'.

You shouldn't go mountain climbing during Dark One season.

Taxman,
I declared the pennies on my eyes.
- John Lemon

[Davide]

I told you i was ill.

Here lies John
He fell into a shredder
Rest in pieces.

R.I.P Mike
He tried to kill
baba yaga,
 when he
only had 30 strength

Here lies Sarah,
killed by a clumsy
hermit with a stone door