Morrowind RPS

[Corsair5]

Oh, great...I can see it now.

LB: You're out of mana.

X Person: Not anymore! *Drinks a potion*

Ten seconds later.

LB: Out of mana again.

X Person: Not anymore! *Drinks another potion*

[Lord_Bierhoff]

LB:  A monster hits Xperson's satchle with his mana potions.  All the flasks break.  XPerson all the contents of your satchle are drinking wet and generally unpleasant.

[serow]

get a mage
cast share spell on us
cast drain mp on them

or better yet
cast dominate
why fight when you can plunder together ?

make love, not war ~
if you can't, then let's at least make war together    

[Corsair5]

But a lot of these monsters have a face only a mother could love.

[serow]

But a lot of these monsters have a face only a mother could love.

that's where making war together comes in  

and besides, we're going to fight monsters all the way? what happened to the classic "evil chicks with revealing costumes", like those austin powers nonsense? surely those we can charm   i'm sure in creating a balanced game the GM won't give them +999 to their will saves

in the worse case scenario, we can dominate them and do what my fren who always plays ninja characters do: KILL THEM FOR SPARE XP ~  

[Corsair5]

Lessee here...Almalexia was ugly as sin...you didn't really fight all that many females in Morrowind, they leave the Evil Villainesses to Final Fantasy.

[Striker]

Yeah, I really wish Rhedd would have finished the Almalexia redo.  The skin that his wife made was much more befitting a goddess.  But he's a busy guy, so...

[Corsair5]

I never saw that, I was more interested in the other adventure mods than the reskin mods.

[serow]

Lessee here...Almalexia was ugly as sin...you didn't really fight all that many females in Morrowind, they leave the Evil Villainesses to Final Fantasy.

what a limited world   should have stayed with eberron *grumblegrumblegrumble*

but then again, that's the morrowind CRPG right ?
here in the RPS i suppose we don't have such limits  

... in theory

so mr GM, bring on the leather-clad female assassins with spiked chains and whips ~
the hero6 mercs will be more than happy to show them what it means to rock ~  

[Striker]

Don't worry, The Elder Scrolls world does have evil villanesses (Almelexia being one, Morgiah from Daggerfall was supposedly very attractive and ruthless).  And there was no shortage of females you fought.  Slavers, bandits, witches, cultists, certain types of Daedra, Morrowind was pretty equal opportunity when it came to opponents.

so mr GM, bring on the leather-clad female assassins with spiked chains and whips ~

An assassin would not likely be using equipment so needlessly complicated like that, especially in Morrowind.

[Jigen]

Now, now, now let's not let realism get in the way of a good dominatrix fetish.

[Corsair5]

Blugh..ugh...how the heck can you LIKE being whipped? I mean, I thought foot fetishes were odd, but that, that's just...

[serow]

Blugh..ugh...how the heck can you LIKE being whipped?

EXCUSE ME ?
BEING?

we're the heroes here, WE do the whippin' & spankin'    

[Corsair5]

What's more perverted..taking pleasure in whipping someone, or taking pleasure in being whipped?

[serow]

how bout we take turns to whip each other ?