The quest to defeat Boredom!

[Jafar]

Once upon a time, there was a rather boring kingdom. It used to be known as the best place to go to for excitement, but somehow, things got boring, and all the tourists stopped coming. Some of the kingdom's residents actually died of boredom. King Blah the 3rd knew that this boredom was unnatural. Soon, he discovered that the bored influences were coming from the land of Boredor. He sent his army to Boredor to find out the cause and stop it, but they got bored with the quest and went to go do something better. The boredom problem got worse, and threatens to affect other lands now.

Realizing that a small group of adventurers can do what gigantic armies can't, King Blah called for adventurers from more exciting lands to come and save his kingdom.

*Puts the script down*

And thats why we're here. So, who's coming with me on this quest?

[Corsair5]

The Great Vorpal Bunny, Bargheim, will dare the depths of Boredor!

[Silverbolt]

God, I'm so bored that I'll actually do this.

So speaketh Silvester the Holy level 40 Paladin of Glug'Tha!!!

[Swift]

"I'd like to come," said Swift "but I'm afraid it sounds too boring. Besides, I have work to do!"

"Yeah right," some people muttered. "What could possibly be more boring than work?"

[Silverbolt]

Silvester raised his eyes once more and asked:

"Hey, if this gets too boring, can we go grab a pizza or something?"

[Jafar]

"Sure, why not? Nothings less boring then pizza!"
With that said, Jafar started preparing for the journey.
"Okay," he said, ignoring the fantasy era. "We'll need a CD player, a DVD player, some handheld game systems, and a laptop computer. We'll need all the excitement we can get if we're going to make it to Boredor."

[Corsair5]

"REE!" Bargheim leapt about ten feet off the ground and bit an innocent bystander's head off. Because, I mean, he's a Vorpal Bunny.

[Silverbolt]

Silvester drove up in his Hummer.

"Ok, people, hop in! I have music and an on-board computer! This ride's been pimped. Let's go level up!"

[Corsair5]

Bargheim rubbed the blood off his teeth and donned spectacles.

"Logically, Silvester, if the ride had been 'Pimped' as you say, it would be in a brothel right now, working as a prostitute."

[Silverbolt]

"Obviously, my rabbit friend, you are not familiar with "hood slang". This is how we gangstaz roll." Silvester said. Noticing Bargheim's unimpressed look he added. "I take it you don't watch MTV? GOOD! Don't! It's evil!"

[Jafar]

Jafar's eyes started wandering, and he almost yawned. "You know guys...I'm getting...well...bored with this conversation...Wait a minute!? Bored? We need to hurry!"

[Corsair5]

Bargheim picked up his wizards staff and his sword and donned a Santa beard.

"To the east. To Boredor!"

[Silverbolt]

Silvester stepped on the gas pedal, looked into the horizon heroicly, then threw Bargheim a solemn look and said:

"*coughMorrowindrefferencecough*"

And into the east they rode.

[Jafar]

That reminds me, we need to have a theme song for dramatic moments like this. The LoTR theme sounds appropriate for this one scene, but will it work for others?

[Silverbolt]

My battle scenes must be accompanied by Dragon Force songs. Also, I suggest that the bad guy will have The Imperial March as a sound theme.