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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2005, 12:54:35 AM »

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It's from an adventure game from the mid-90's that was recently re-released.
The bolded area is probably the most important clue.

@ Ignus_Draconus: Yeah, it did go off topic pretty fast. Though, my favorite part was "Threaten programmers with death." Cheesy  
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2005, 07:29:15 AM »

I liked "Kick brigand in the nuts" and "Swear loudly"  Cheesy  
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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2005, 04:32:55 PM »

Did you know if you actually type in various vulgarities in QFG1 and 2, you get some rather amusing responses?
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2005, 04:43:43 PM »

I'll take your word for it
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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2005, 05:38:26 PM »

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Did you know if you actually type in various vulgarities in QFG1 and 2, you get some rather amusing responses?
I have got to try that out. Thanks!

EDIT: Corsair...either you lied to me, or our definitions of "vulgarity" are WAAAAAAY different... <_<  
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2005, 07:04:28 PM »

Try it in QFG1... You'll get responses like 'Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?' and 'Doesn't sound very hero-like to me'.

Anyways...

TEXT PARSERS ROCK... I am so ashamed that you would all not think so... If only someone had made a SCI version of qfg 3 and 4... it would be perf-- Wait, that's what I'll do.

I have some thinking to do.
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2005, 07:33:40 PM »

I only have the VGA Re-make.
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2005, 07:44:46 PM »

TOOO BAD!

 
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2005, 09:23:32 PM »

one thing that makes parsers more fun than point-and-click
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2005, 10:02:17 PM »

laugh lol! And this is what tempts me to go back to my text parser games and mess with them. And you've gotta love threatening the programmers with death. Tongue
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« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2005, 10:43:03 PM »

Well, let's see... Programmers = either monkeys or slaves chained to computerdesks, forced to write in a language nobody understands for the pleasure of the Boss, project leader, company owner, whatever. Threatening them with death would be like holding a lollipop just out of reach of a hungry child.

And... I scorn you, sir. The VGA remake is laughable at best, and barely compares to our purplepants crusader! (I mean, GREEN pants? Who wears that...? Honestly. No fashion sense at all.)
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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2005, 05:36:34 AM »

I wear gren pants!  annoyed

Ok, no I don't. I like black.  Cheesy  
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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2005, 05:40:35 AM »

I don't really care too much what color pants are, as long as they're not ugly and\or seizure inducing.
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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2005, 05:44:57 AM »

Like constantly changing color from bright red to bright blue in a matter that could be dangerous and may cause epilepsia? Who'd wear that?...apart from that one guy...
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« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2005, 06:15:15 AM »

I sometimes where pants that occasionally send out razor-edged knives at various people. Except me.
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