Great quotes everyone. And the winners are.... *drumroll* ...
1st Place: Paladin0707077
2nd Place: Jafar
3rd Place: Silverbolt
Honorable Mentions: Swift, Corsair5, Ignus_Draconus
My personal favorites were:
1. Adventuring is awesome! Slaying monsters, collecting treasures, being famous, what's not to like? - Swift
2. Look behind you! A Three Headed Monkey! - Jafar
3. Watching the RPS is fun, but the theatre is always out of Razzle Dazzle Root Beer... - Jafar
4. A guy I used to know used to hit on me all the time. He lived with his mom and he was 36! I think his name was Larry. What a complete loser! - Silverbolt
5. Damsels in distress? Please! Cheap way of getting a date, if you ask me. - Silverbolt
6. That Avoozl-babbling freak over needs to have his mouth taped shut. - Corsair5
7. I skimmed over a billion rocks for THIS?! - Paladin0707077
8. If Avoozle were to duke it out with the Dragon of Doom, would you eat popcorn or cotton candy while watching? - Paladin0707077
9. Hero wanted: Pay's Lousy, the Food Sucks, Constant Danger, But Hey...You look Good in the Cape... - Paladin0707077
10. Wizard's Motto: If someone challenges you on a point, remember two things. First, They may actually be correct, and second, they must be punished for their arrogance! - Paladin0707077
11. as a matter of fact, I do run the whole chatroom - Ignus_Draconus
12. What do you mean "wanna cyber?"? What? EWWWW!!! I guess SOMEONE isn't going to make paladin... - Silverbolt
13. Oooooh! I've always dreamed of a handsome knight that I could fall in love with. Let me know when you see one! - Silverbolt
14. Magic is just an energy field that Science has yet to detect or categorize. - Paladin0707077
15. *pulls out a map* Do you see this tiny island here? That's where the people who care live. - Paladin0707077
16. I like you. I really do. When I finally conquer the world, your death will be swift and painless - Paladin0707077
17. The next statement is true. The previous statement is false. - Paladin0707077
18. Go, Hero 6 Team, Go! - Paladin0707077
19. Sorry, guys, the release of Hero 6 has been moved back a few years...*snicker* - Paladin0707077
20. Sideffects may include drymouth, nausea, water retention, painful rectalage, halluncinations, psychosis, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.* - Corsair5
21. Did you hear about the undead construction worker? He built the Vampire State Building! - Jafar
22. This bunch of vampires keep bothering me when I get off work. I think they need to get a life - Ignus_Draconus
23. sometimes I think the world would be a better place if someone would just nuke the dang thing - Ignus_Draconus
24. Keep Dreaming. I only date *real* adventurers. - Silverbolt
25. Sorry, your browser has caused an Error 52 and will now close. Sorry for the econvenience. - Paladin0707077
26. HAHAHAHAhahahaha ha ha ha...Oh, guess no one else thought it was funny... - Paladin0707077
27. I appeared in Hero Magazine issue #54. Open the centerfold... - Silverbolt
28. Oh don't worry, that Saurus won't bite: he's from Shapier! - Paladin0707077
I am programming these into Hero6_Babe right now. For now (as my time is currently limited – i'm getting married in a week!!
) ) I will have a quote randomly selected when you type “Hero6_Babe” into the channel. When I get more time over the next few weeks I will program them into normal conversation a bit. At that point ops would be able to mute her during rps sessions etc. Happy Anniversary Hero6! Thanks for the great quotes.
Peace
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