Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?

[Outchanter]

Heh, this isn't exactly a joke, but since Jafar brought up the force in the Lord of Something thread - I present to you a few quotes from Thumb Wars

Loke: "I'm going to trust my feelings and use the power of the thumb."

Oobedoob's spirit: "Use the instrument panel, Loke.  ...  The instrument panel.  That's what it's there for.  Advanced weaponry designed to hit tiny targets."

Princess Bunhead: "You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man.  You are bad.  You are bad, and we are good.  Your badness will be the end of you and our goodness will be our triumph.  Bad is bad, good is good.  Bad, bad, good, bad.  Good, good, bad, good, bad, good."

(http://members.fortunecity.com/tiberius55/sw.htm)

[Jafar]

Bad is bad, good is good. Bad, bad, good, bad. Good, good, bad, good, bad, good.

   

[Kailkay]

Kirk: "You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor."  
McCoy: "That green-blooded son of a *censored*! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost."

Saavik: "He's never what I expect, sir."  
Spock: "What surprises you, Lieutenant?"  
Saavik: "He's so - human."  
Spock: "Nobody's perfect, Saavik."

*pushes up glasses, keeps typing...*

Spock: "There is the old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China."

Spock: "Mr. Scott, I understand you are experiencing difficulties with the warp engines?"  
Scott: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody -"  
Spock: "Mr. Scott, if the Enterprise responds to hails and returns to Starbase, there is a good chance that we will never see Captain Kirk or Doctor McCoy alive again."  
Scott: "Could take weeks, sir..."

Dr. Crusher: "So much for the Enterprise-E."  
Picard: "We barely knew her."  
Dr. Crusher: "Do you think they'll make another one?"  
Picard: "Plenty of letters left in the alphabet."

Data: "... for a time, I was tempted by her offer."  
Picard: "How long a time?"  
Data: "0.68 seconds sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity."

Had to do it. I *had* to do it. I am a nerd after all.

[Dreamer]

what tastes better, an earth rock or a moon rock? a moon rock because theyre a little meteor....



AllGood 2004 lives on!

[Jafar]

Reminds me of another silly space joke.

If a space rock that hits a planet is called a Meteorite, what do you call a space rock that misses?

A Meteowrong!

[Kailkay]

Hahaha... That's clever.

[Jafar]

Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Lots of room.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q:How do you know if theres an elephant under the bed?
A:Your nose is touching the ceiling.

[Swift]

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.

Seeing double?

[Jafar]

Oops, guess I wasn't thinking.

[Kailkay]

Seeing double, yes you are!

[Jafar]

Am not. Get out of my sight KLK. Both of you!  

[Kailkay]

*Kailkay walks in, characteristically eating from a bag of popcorn*

PresentKailkay: Damnit, Jafar, you broke space and time again!
FutureKailkay: Space? How'd he break space?
PresentKailkay: Well, I'm fat, but I'm not *that* fat!
FutureKailkay: Why you little...!

*Fight commences!*

[Outchanter]

*offers around a bag of popcorn* hey, free entertainment!

[Kailkay]

Punch! Kick! Slap! Hair pull! Finger-nail Scratch!
 

[Swift]

Ooh! Fight fight fight!

*eats popcorn*