Hero6 Forums
The Hero6 Project
Offtopic Mayhem
(Moderators:
lazygamer
,
Silverbolt
)
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
« previous
next »
Pages:
[
1
]
2
3
...
10
Author
Topic: Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes? (Read 22082 times)
Jafar
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2633
New Age Retro
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
on:
September 04, 2004, 08:30:42 AM »
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!
.........Tough crowd.
Why didn't the tomato win the race?
He just couldn't ketchup!
.......Don't make me break my promise. <_<
«
Last Edit: September 04, 2004, 08:51:02 AM by Jafar
»
Logged
Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
Outchanter
Music Team
Hero
Offline
Posts: 696
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #1 on:
September 04, 2004, 10:35:16 AM »
What's a mime's favourite punchline? "".
Logged
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
What wouldst thou deau?
Jafar
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2633
New Age Retro
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #2 on:
September 04, 2004, 02:18:58 PM »
Alright, you've forced me into this.
Whats the difference between a duck?
Logged
Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
Swift
Moderator
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Posts: 3667
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #3 on:
September 04, 2004, 02:30:55 PM »
Somebody lock Jafar up and throw away the key please! :angry:
Logged
Jafar
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2633
New Age Retro
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #4 on:
September 04, 2004, 02:34:33 PM »
Er...Gatta run! *flies away*
Logged
Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
Outchanter
Music Team
Hero
Offline
Posts: 696
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #5 on:
September 04, 2004, 02:45:24 PM »
Quack quack...
Logged
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
What wouldst thou deau?
Jafar
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2633
New Age Retro
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #6 on:
September 04, 2004, 03:24:54 PM »
OC, weren't you able to summon bizzare duck suits?
Logged
Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
Outchanter
Music Team
Hero
Offline
Posts: 696
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #7 on:
September 04, 2004, 05:39:07 PM »
Yes, but I gave that up. No more duck suits for me, nosiree.
Logged
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
What wouldst thou deau?
Jafar
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2633
New Age Retro
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #8 on:
September 04, 2004, 10:36:30 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno, why don't you ask that fox that just went into the chicken coop.
Logged
Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
Glorioushero324
Initiate
Offline
Posts: 40
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #9 on:
September 04, 2004, 10:55:12 PM »
Oh i got one, it isnt funny tho.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken left for a vacation in florida.
sorry, i am not in one of those hyper-jokey moods.
Logged
Outchanter
Music Team
Hero
Offline
Posts: 696
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #10 on:
September 05, 2004, 06:02:51 PM »
There once was a peasant who had two chickens; but on a fateful day one of them fell ill. So he killed the other to make chicken soup for the sick bird.
Logged
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask.
What wouldst thou deau?
Jafar
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2633
New Age Retro
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #11 on:
September 06, 2004, 05:58:09 AM »
One of the legs are both the same!
Logged
Jarada Knight: The Honorable Marshmallow
Swift
Moderator
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Posts: 3667
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #12 on:
September 06, 2004, 09:01:24 AM »
I seriously don't get that joke.
*polymorphs Jafar for telling that joke countless number of times*
*Jafar is now a rat*
Logged
Glorioushero324
Initiate
Offline
Posts: 40
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #13 on:
September 06, 2004, 03:20:40 PM »
OH...OH.. i found a funny one.
Blonde Joke
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."
"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"
Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
Logged
Swift
Moderator
Famous Adventurer
Offline
Posts: 3667
Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?
«
Reply #14 on:
September 06, 2004, 03:45:51 PM »
That's a pretty long Blonde joke.
Logged
Pages:
[
1
]
2
3
...
10
« previous
next »
Jump to:
Please select a destination:
-----------------------------
The Hero6 Project
-----------------------------
=> Official Hero6 News
=> Hero6 Discussion
===> Media
=> Offtopic Mayhem
=> Hero6 Role Playing Stories
===> Transcripts Library
=> Website Suggestions
=> Game Development
===> Future Hero6 Projects
===> Game Development Discussion
===> Project Networking