Hmm...Anyone know some good jokes?

[Outchanter]

<_< nothing is too funky for the Funkmaster.

Speaking of whom ... has anyone seen the guy around lately?

[Ignus_Draconus]

I think he left when life got too normal for him.

I blame OC for that.

[Louisiana Night]

A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding. The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for son? You going to a fahr?. Let me see your license, boy."

The young man handed over his license. Then the officer noticed that the back seat of his car was full of large knives.

The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?"

The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a juggler."

The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail!"

The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint.

Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bob was drinking it up with Homer T. Ratcliff. He soon left and got into his old, rusty pickup truck. He proceeded down the road trying his best to stay on the right side. Suddenly Billy Bob spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life! He drove to the nearest phone booth and dialed the number for Joe's Tavern and asked for his buddy, Homer T. Ratcliff. When Homer got on the phone Billy Bob said, "Whatever you do when you leave that tavern, don't go north on 442. The state police are giving a sobriety test that nobody can pass!!"

[Lord_Bierhoff]

LOL  

[Swift]

That's funny.    

[Louisiana Night]

Here's my favourite joke from the KQ9 forum.

I think this stories too long to post, so here's a link to it(to the story, not the KQ9 forum ).

Squirrel Encounter

[Jafar]

*Cough, Cough*
Phew, this topic got kind of dusty.
Hmm...lets see...jokes...
Umm...why did the... um. Chicken... cross the... er... road?
Because... well...





Leeeeets try that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
IT WAS TOO FAR TO FLY!

Thank you, thank you. *Bows*

[Pwincess]

I thought the chicked wanted to get to the otherside    

[Ignus_Draconus]

that's why he was trying to fly over the road.

Here's one:
A man walked into a bar. He said ouch.

*stony glares*

Okay, how about this:
Two men walked into a bar. The first one I can understand, but the second one should have known better.

*Runs away under a hail of bad fruit*

[Pwincess]

  Haven't heard that one before.

[Jafar]

Two guys walk into a bar...


...And trip over it.  

[Ignus_Draconus]

A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. while he was waiting for the bartender to arrive with his drink, he listened to two men talking in a distinctive irish accent. As he listened, he was amazed at the similarities the two men shared, for every time one of them spoke of an accomplishment, the other man became surprised and affirmed having done the same. suddenly the bartender arrived with the man's drink, and said
"It's going to be a long night, the O'brian twins are drunk again."