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« Reply #90 on: October 20, 2004, 02:28:14 AM »

alright, sounds like fun
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« Reply #91 on: October 20, 2004, 04:18:52 AM »

*Yiipeee' rides past on an ACME rocket chasing a THM with road runner abilities*

this is sure to work.
it's heading into that cave over there

*Smashes into the painted cave wall that the THM just ran through*

Im alright ppl Im alright, this ACME pain killer should help.
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« Reply #92 on: October 20, 2004, 04:22:38 AM »

I've got a better idea. Lets sue Acme. *Evil Grin*
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« Reply #93 on: October 20, 2004, 05:45:16 AM »

Ouch good idea that wasn't pain killer that was pain enhancer.
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« Reply #94 on: October 20, 2004, 10:24:21 AM »

Cheesy that ACME stuff is always rubbish. EMCA's much better.
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« Reply #95 on: October 20, 2004, 01:11:16 PM »

EMCA???
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« Reply #96 on: October 20, 2004, 02:30:15 PM »

EMCA cool  the anti-ACME.
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« Reply #97 on: October 20, 2004, 03:50:26 PM »

do they make anti-backpack vacs?  What those do? blow dust everywhere?
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« Reply #98 on: October 21, 2004, 02:20:28 AM »

Yea. That and wreck space and time.

I present to you... The portable blue hole. It isn't any special level of density... No no no... You see, it is merely a space of *no* exhistance. Space and time itself ceases to exist within one. Moving into a blue hole will not destroy yourself, it won't do anything. You won't grow any older. Time won't pass for you. Time will literally stop.

Think about it, friends... Think of the advantages! Immortality! At will, you could freeze time around yourself and go into almost a stasis type thing. Give yourself time to think through anything! How great that would be!

Thankfully, only I am knowledgable as per how to create these wonderful little devices.
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« Reply #99 on: October 21, 2004, 04:16:33 AM »

*Gets brainwashed by the sales pitch*
Duhh...how much do you want? @_@
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« Reply #100 on: October 21, 2004, 01:04:11 PM »

a backpack vacs sells for a mere 99.99.  That's right, all this encredible value for a mere 99.99
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« Reply #101 on: October 22, 2004, 12:46:43 AM »

Can I buy one?   Cheesy  
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« Reply #102 on: October 22, 2004, 04:09:21 AM »

How much for the blue hole attachment?
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« Reply #103 on: October 22, 2004, 05:48:55 AM »

huh Huh? What happened? All I remember is some salesman and a--
Wait a sec. MY MONEY'S GONE! I've been ROBBED! :angry:  
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« Reply #104 on: October 22, 2004, 11:40:15 AM »

*pokes the blue hole* hmm, that seems a bit unripe. Don't you have any black holes?

And ... if it freezes time, how can you think in it? rolleyes
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