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« Reply #75 on: October 18, 2004, 10:32:20 AM »

Noo! *hic* Chocolate doesn't *hic* come in *hic* needles! No needles!
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« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2004, 10:43:45 AM »

I hate to do this, but...Look Behind you! A Three-headed Monkey!
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« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2004, 03:08:42 PM »

Dun bluff me! *hic* Got three-headed monkey behind you! *hic*
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« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2004, 09:41:09 PM »

*pulls a three-headed monkey out of his back pocket and tosses it behind Swift*
no, seriously, there's a three-headed monkey behind you
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« Reply #79 on: October 19, 2004, 12:45:20 AM »

There is? *turns around*
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« Reply #80 on: October 19, 2004, 01:12:40 AM »

*tosses another three-headed monkey behind Jafar*
yep
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« Reply #81 on: October 19, 2004, 08:51:41 AM »

*Jafar remembers an ad in the paper, the zoo was willing to pay a million dollars for a Three-Headed Monkey...*
*Takes his monkey-catching net*
Heeere monkey. Nice monkey. $_$
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« Reply #82 on: October 19, 2004, 09:53:30 AM »

*watches Jafar sneak up to the monkey*

...problem with hunting three headed monkeys is, they've got three pairs of eyes. Not easy to catch...

In the meantime though *offers Swift a bar of Klatchian Coffee Chocolate* have some of this, it should reduce the effects of the alcohol. Just don't eat it too quickly or you'll become Knurd...
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« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2004, 01:33:10 PM »

*reaches into both back pockets and pulls out a pair of four-headed monkeys*
 huh  how did those get back there?
Hey Jafar! hurrey and catch that guy and we'll pay the zoo a little visit
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« Reply #84 on: October 19, 2004, 02:50:38 PM »

Chocolate!

*snatches some and eats*

*hic*
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« Reply #85 on: October 19, 2004, 05:16:43 PM »

Don't it it so quickly! blink That's Klatchian coffee, that is. Where normal coffee can sober you up after a beer, Klatchian coffee can sober you up when you've got naught but alcohol running in your veins.
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« Reply #86 on: October 19, 2004, 05:20:31 PM »

*Jafar chases the THM*
GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SNEAK!
*The THM Stops at the edge of a cliff, Jafar runs past him by mistake*
Monkey:Meep Meep! Tongue
*Jafar Falls off the looooong cliff*
~KAPOW~
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« Reply #87 on: October 19, 2004, 05:27:47 PM »

rolleyes
*whines* Jaaaaaa-Faaaaaar, how are we going to make millions if you keep goofing around like that?
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« Reply #88 on: October 20, 2004, 12:29:32 AM »

Hmm... this is good stuff. Hey! No more hiccups!  Cheesy

Thanks.
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« Reply #89 on: October 20, 2004, 12:50:44 AM »

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rolleyes
*whines* Jaaaaaa-Faaaaaar, how are we going to make millions if you keep goofing around like that?
Lets try using ACME products to trap him. They're the best in the business.
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