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« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2004, 06:53:45 AM »

Kailkay!
Both: What?
Use your staff!
*DOUBLE BONK*

I love doing that. cool  
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« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2004, 10:16:01 AM »

*teleports away for a moment and returns with a sixpack of cola* tooth decay anyone?
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« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2004, 12:40:38 PM »

No thank you. These softdrinks can cause brittle bones too, and I love my bones too much to see them rot over time.

Well... maybe just a sip will do! A sip won't hurt, right?

Where's your sense of willpower, man?

Yes!

No!

Yes!

No!

Yes!

No-Argh!  blink

Me confused!
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« Reply #48 on: October 12, 2004, 01:37:26 PM »

*There is the fresh 'clk - tssss' sound of a can being opened, then the gentle bubbling noise of cola being poured into a paper cup.*

Aaah. Sure you don't want any? *offers a spare cup*
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« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2004, 01:48:44 PM »

Thanks!

*takes cup hastily*
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« Reply #50 on: October 12, 2004, 01:55:07 PM »

*a small red person with horns, a tail and a teeny, tiny pitchfork appears with a small 'pop' on Swift's shoulder*
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« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2004, 06:53:22 PM »

Looks like evil won over.

FutureKailkay: Not yet you haven't!

PresentKailkay: What...? You're calling me evil?! I'll smack you'round, crazy little...

FutureKailkay: Oh yea?!

Jafar: Kailkay! Use your staff!

*DOUBLE BONK!*

Jafar: Chortle...
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« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2004, 12:53:37 AM »

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*teleports away for a moment and returns with a sixpack of cola* tooth decay anyone?
No thanks. On second thought...
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Help! Its got me too!
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« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2004, 01:36:24 AM »

*still holding cup in hand*

To drink or not to drink? That is the question. <_<  rolleyes

Drink!
Don't!
Drink!
Don't!
Argh! Help me! Sad  
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« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2004, 02:10:37 AM »

PresentKailkay: Yes.
FutureKailkay: No!
PresentKailkay: Yes!
FutureKailkay: No!
PresentKailkay: Yes!

Uh oh... seems there's a similar dilemma afoot!

And I can't spell... Dil... emma.
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« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2004, 04:43:20 AM »

*Jafar continues the struggle against his Dark sid-*
Wait a minute. My Dark side?
*Turns around and sees...*
OH NO! Its DARK JAFAR! And hes drinking SODA! Shocked
*Draws his sword, DJ does the same*
*Jafar's fairy flies over to his double*
Fairy: Watch out! *L-targets him*
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« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2004, 10:35:39 AM »

*Dark OC arrives on the scene and sits next to OC to watch the fight. OC offers him some cola*

Dark OC: Hey, thanks. Why are all these people fighting here?
OC: Dunno.

*they lift their cups simultaneously and watch the emerging fights...*
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« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2004, 10:41:10 AM »

*Jafar easily defeats his Dark Side, no thanks to his Fairy*
What kind of advice was that? "Conquer yourself". Bah! <_<
Fairy: I thought it sounded cool.
Well, this just goes to show that no foe can resist the power of the MEGATON HAMMER! [BA DA DA DAAA!]
 
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« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2004, 04:47:03 PM »

*Bierhoff wanders in* heya, what up?
*pulls a waterskin from his back pocket and takes a swig*
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« Reply #59 on: October 17, 2004, 05:54:56 PM »

Oh hi LB! I need help!

Do I drink this soft drink or not? I can't decide!
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