The Fortunately/Unfortunately game

[Jigen]

Fortunately we changed the subject

Hmmmm These cookies are good, kinda moorish though.

*Jigen's eyes suddenly grow to the size of dinner plates and he spends the next three hours starring at his fingers.*



Duuuuuuuuudeeeeeee!

[Lord_Bierhoff]

unfortunately, he failed to leave any cookies for the rest of us.

[Raito]

Fortunately, there was a magic fountain which gave cookies and chocolate!!!  

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, someone put gum in it.  

[Corsair5]

Fortunately, (For some of us. Like me) The gum was actually a cyanide tablet, and now everything that comes out of the fountain is deadly.

[Ignus_Draconus]

unfortunately, the rest of the members of the board were forced to tie corsair to a glacier for his incorrigible pessimism

[Lord_Bierhoff]

Fortunately, the glacier was in antartica

[Jigen]

And unfortunately (for Corsair) it began to sink.



*Jigen sees something shiny and immediately goes over and stares at it with his mouth hanging open*


Purdy!

[Brassfire]

Fortunately for the rest of us.

(Seriously, Corsair, why do you hang around here if you don't like anyone?)

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, the "shiny" Jigen found turned out to be some of that cursed treasure that turns ya into a skeleton.  

[Jigen]

*Skeletal Jigen stares at cursed aztec gold.*

Oooooooooh

Fortunately all the gold is here, so this 'no-skin' look won't be permanent.

*The LSD wears off leaving Jigen to crash. As his head starts to hurt he stumbles away from the pirate loot.*

[Raito]

Unfortunately, Jafar got into a skirmish with some of the forum members and was shoved into a pit by mistake. Despite his pleas for help, the others were too busy fighting to notice him.

Just as he thought he was safe, his LSD-induced state(yes, he had stolen some cookies for himself!!!) had begun to wear off. He felt something coil around his arm and turned around to look into the face of an anaconda.

[Striker]

Fortunately, he soon recognized that it was just a rope, not a snake. Silly LSD.

[Jigen]

Unfortunately, this meant he too was comming down from the high and so Jafar and Jigen ended up sitting back to back in the middle of the floor, holding their aching skulls and moaning in pain.

[Raito]

Fortunately, there was a small tunnel at the side of the pit. They managed to crawl their way out, wondering why there were so many skeletons in the pit. Perhaps it had once been a dungeon for keeping criminals but someone had forgotten about them? After all, the village had been abandoned once during a forgotten war.