The Fortunately/Unfortunately game

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, the wolverine was really Wolverine, and he ripped the door down with his claws.

[Jigen]

Fortunately we used a really big magnet to suck the adamantium off his bones.

[Ignus_Draconus]

unfortunately that almost killed him, so he'll be in a coma for a week

[Jafar]

Fortunately, we can always watch the old X-men cartoon until then.  

[pyro]

Unfortunately the t.v. broke down

[Raito]

Unfortunately the t.v. broke down

Fortunately, there was a never-ending supply of chocolate and LSD-laced cookies.  

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, monsters ate them all. <_<

[Swift]

Fortunately, the monsters were terrified from Yuri's new avatar and ran away.

[Jigen]

Unfortunately Jigen doesn't see a problem with Yuri's avatar. (Just because it's as creepy as a kiddy fiddler doesn't mean it's bad)

[Corsair5]

Fortunately, Jigen was hung by his underwear from a pinaccle of stone twenty miles away. With a block of ice shoved down his pants.

[Swift]

Unfortunately for Corsair, it was only a daydream as the Jigen wasn't in that situation at all.

[Jafar]

Fortunately, Corsair realized the error of his ways, and became a kind, friendly, caring person. (Ah, who is he kidding? )

[Raito]

Fortunately, Corsair realized the error of his ways, and became a kind, friendly, caring person. (Ah, who is he kidding? )

Unfortunately, Corsair's becoming image was a facade. For beneath it, lurked a whirlwind of depravity and sadism.  

[Ignus_Draconus]

fortunately that's not much of a change, so we all know how to handle it.

[Lord_Bierhoff]

unfortunately, that's the truth