The Fortunately/Unfortunately game

[Jafar]

I decided to ste- *cough* I mean BORROW a game from another forum.
The Fortunately/Unfortunately game. It works a little like the CTS game.

Basiclly, you're talling a story like the CTS game, but with several ups and downs...
Here's an example.

Post one: Fortunately, it was a quiet day at Hero6
Post two: Unfortunately, Corsair started yelling about DOOM AND GLOOM!
Post three: Fortunately, Corsair ran out of breath and stopped yelling.

Get it now? Each post with a Fortunately is followed by a post with a Unfortunately, and vice versa.
Oh, and one more thing.
Wait for at least two people to post until you post again.
That was part of how the CTS game died.

Okay, lets begin.

Fortunately, the Hero6 forums had plenty of tomatoes.  

[Jigen]

Unfortunately, Jafar started fishing for post count.


Wait let me take another crack at that.

Unfortunately they were all rotten.

[Corsair5]

Fortunately, Jafar was able to use his mystic freakshow powers to turn them into apples.

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, they were "wishing"(poison) apples.

[Corsair5]

Fortunately for some of us, Jafar ate one. And I usurped his position.

[Jafar]

Wait for at least two people to post until you post again.

[Raito]

Fortunately for some of us, Jafar ate one. And I usurped his position.

However, the citizens disapproved of your coming into power, so they overthrew you and elected their own ruler and government.

[Corsair5]

(That's not a fortunate or unfortunate, foo-el)

Unfortunately, Yuri was devoured by a rampaging Wolverine. Six of them, in fact.

[Jafar]

Fortunately, Yuri being devoured was all in Corsair's imagination.

[Striker]

Unfortunately, she really did still have a wolverine to deal with.

[Ignus_Draconus]

fortunately it was a small wolverine

[Corsair5]

Unfortunately, Corsair can't figure out whether to refer to Yuri as a she, he, or an it.

[Swift]

Fortunately, Swift proposed a simple solution - call Yuri an it.

[Jigen]

Unfortunately it STILL has a wolverine to deal with (let's keep our minds on the task people).

[Guest]

Fortunately Yuir closes the door between itself and wolverine