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« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2004, 06:58:19 AM »

Flippin:Good idea. *Stands up and starts walking away*
Jolly:Hey! Didn't they tie you up?
Flippin:They laughed at me when I studied the art of escaping. But now I have the last laugh!
Jolly:SHHH!
Flippin: Hoo hoo hee hee ha ha!
Orc3: Marshmallows! My favorite!
Our heros: blink
*Flippin picks up Jolly and starts running towards the dark part of the forest where no one can see you...*
 
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« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2004, 07:16:07 AM »

Flippin: Look! Let's climb up that safe-looking tree! I'm sure those monsters are too stupid to know how to climb! We'll be safe up there!
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« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2004, 07:23:20 AM »

Orc:So thats your game, is it? *The orc draws an axe and chops at the tree*
Huh:OOOW!
Jolly:Who said that? *An eyeball in front of him opens*
*The whole tree starts hopping on one foot because of the pain, squishing the Orc*
Jolly:preg_replace('/(.{39})/', '$1 ', 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH')!
Tree:Who are you? :angry:
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« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2004, 07:26:06 AM »

Flippin: Ack! It talks! It talks! Help us!
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« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2004, 07:39:48 AM »

Tree: I smell orcs. They always come and try to chop us down along with the lesser ones.
Jolly: The tree is talking...
Tree:Tree? *rumble* I am no tree...
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« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2004, 08:14:47 AM »

Flippin: But you look like one! What else can you be?
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« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2004, 08:33:39 AM »

Jolly: Maybe you should let me do the talking...
*The tree-like creature grabs our heros and starts walking off...*
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« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2004, 08:38:10 AM »

Flippin: Good ideAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!  Shocked  Help! Help!  
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« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2004, 08:45:17 AM »

*Meanwhile again, Swift and OC come across the remains of the Gorc-hai army*
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« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2004, 08:56:32 AM »

Orcs, orcs everywhere, and not an orc to slay!

Darn! And I didn't get any exp out of it!  Sad
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« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2004, 09:25:39 AM »

OC: I'm more concerned with the fate of our friends. They might be roasted marshmallows! Sad  
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« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2004, 10:03:45 AM »

Using my superior elven sense of smell, I can tell that our friends were here, but they weren't cooked! They must still be alive! Praise Elune! Follow those dead bodies!
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« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2004, 05:57:27 PM »

*pokes a body with his foot*

I would, but ... I get the feeling they aren't actually going anywhere...
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« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2004, 06:10:46 PM »

*walks in a la spielburg, and looks around*.

*hears someone ask* "What's ur name?"*

*wonderes if she sould say "Your worst nightmare"* Tongue
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« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2004, 06:28:30 PM »

*looks around* Hey, a your-worst-nightmare! Wanna come help us follow these dead bodies? Or ... urm ... I think we'll just continue in the direction we thought they were going, actually.
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