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« Reply #60 on: September 05, 2004, 01:51:14 AM » |
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Jamwise: Mr Jafar! Do you smell something awful? Like something which hasn't bathed for centuries?
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« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2004, 04:20:49 AM » |
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*Jafar rolls over in his sleep*
Jafar: Its probably spoiled jelly..zzzzkeep it in the fridge....zzzzz
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« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2004, 04:26:41 AM » |
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Jamwise: But we have no fridge or no jelly, Mr Jafar.
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« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2004, 04:35:52 AM » |
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*Suddenly, Gobblum attacks!*
Gobblum: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Jafar:AHHHHH! Get him away!
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« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2004, 04:37:58 AM » |
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Jamwise: Stop hurting my master, you filthy creature!
*starts hitting Gobblum with an umbrella*
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« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2004, 04:53:11 AM » |
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*Jafar eats the Elven rope and becomes Cowboy Jafar* Hold him down! *Jafar ropes up Gobblum* YE-HAW!  |
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« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2004, 06:03:49 AM » |
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Gobblum: Please don't hurt us! We be good!
Jamwise: Ha! Like we're going to trust you! Finish him off, Mr Jafar!
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« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2004, 06:08:05 AM » |
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*Jafar remembers the words that he told Swift*
(Some that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?)
He was once a Kirby, wasn't he...
Gobblum! Do you know the way to Moria?
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« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2004, 06:17:04 AM » |
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Gobblum: Yess. We know the way! Gobblum ssshow you, yess!
Jamwise: But Mr Jafar! We can't trust what he says! I read the spoilers once and it said so!
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« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2004, 06:19:00 AM » |
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Don't spoil the story Jam, I haven't read the book yet! Look at him, he looks so pitiful. Gobblum:  We take him. But he has to stay tied with the rope. |
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« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2004, 06:24:08 AM » |
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Jamwise: But Mr Jafar! Gobblum: Thank you master! Thank you master! |
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« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2004, 06:27:11 AM » |
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He's coming and thats that.
*Ties the rope to Gobblums leg*
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« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2004, 06:39:26 AM » |
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*Jamwise constantly gives Gobblum dirty looks, and Gobblum keeps bullying Jamwise when Jafar is not looking*
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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2004, 06:44:22 AM » |
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*Meanwhile*
Orc:What do we need the blobs for anyway?
Orc2:They have something that the boss wants.
Orc3:Lets eat them!
Orc1:Those marshmallows are NOT for EATING!
Orc2:We haven't had sweets in weeks!
Orc3:What about their legs, they don't need those do they?
Orc4:They don't have any legs you moron!
*With this statement, the whole Gorc-hai army starts fighting each other. So much for "The army worthy of Mordor"*
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« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2004, 06:50:01 AM » |
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Jolly: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Flippin? Flippin: I think I am... Those monsters sure stink!  Jolly: No, you moron! Let's get out of here while they're distracted! |
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