Riddle me this, Riddle me that...

[Jafar]

After the mention of riddles in the joke topic, I decided to borrow this game from the Sierra forums.
The rules are simple.
Somebody makes a riddle (Preferably adventure game related, specify which series.)
Everyone else tries to guess the riddle. Whoever guesses right makes the next riddle.

Lets begin.

KQ Riddle:

Near the end of your quest
I'll be blocking the way
It may not be the best
If you decide to pay.
If you have nothing, or an empty head
I shall be forced to take you instead!

Who am I?

[Kailkay]

The giant rat from the caverns, guarding the Leprachaun (?) village. Leprochaun.

LITTLE IRISH DOODLEHEADS. There.

Because that's what Leprochauns are.

Doodleheads of the Irish nationality.

[Jafar]

I can't spell it either. I just call them "those green dudes". Anyway, you got it right KLK. Your turn to make a riddle.
(I thought it was pretty easy. By the way, only one guess per post. Nobody tried to do that, but its a rule, so...)

[Kailkay]

I only made one guess. Hmm, now I have to think of a riddle... And it has to be good.

QFG:

We take pride in making drinks
Strong enough to kill small animals.
If drinking's not your thing,
Don't worry one bit.
Though our water doesn't look pure.
Best take a hit of spirits.

Where are we/Who are we...?

[Jafar]

I think I kn-, no, I know what the answer is, but I think I'll let someone else guess.

[Vortor]

I would assume that would be dwarves and acording to what I remember there are dwarves or at least one in QFG 5
so yeah that's what I answer : o
I've never played that game tho

Edit: my title thingy is petty knight? D:
oh yes and take note that I've never played QFG 5

[Swift]

There are no dwarves in QG5.

[pyro]

Is it the dark one cult?

[Kailkay]

Nope.

It's from the very bestest game in the whoooole city.

[pyro]

Damn can you give us another hint?

[Swift]

The barkeeper at the tavern in QG 1?

[Jafar]

The Blue Parrot Inn?

[Swift]

I always thought the name was somewhere along the lines of "Ace N Spades", but I can't remember.

[Jafar]

I think it was called "Ace N Eights".

[Swift]

Oh! Thanks for reminding me!