If you could have...

[Kailkay]

Ah but the pole of reversal is in the Pole of North zone, so all poles are actually north poles. Therefore I win.

[Outchanter]

But the geographic north pole is really a magnetic south pole. You lose.

[Jafar]

Oh yeah? *Hits everyone with the Calvinball*
The score is now Oogy to Boogy!

[Outchanter]

Which means I win

*a new robe appears next to OC, signalling his advancement to the next level of magehood*



A yellow robe? I mean really, a yellow robe? I want my money back.

[Swift]

Congrats, OC.

What does a yellow robe mean in terms of rank?

[Outchanter]

I dunno, but it's an awful shade I think I'll stick to my usual clothes for now.

[Kailkay]

Sigh. Another mage not fit to live goin' on and... well... livin'.

Stupid wizards.

I see some class-based cleansing about to happen. Aaand, yep.

Look, see how the wizards and sorcerers have to fend for themselves against the fighters, rangers, paladins, barbarians, rogues, bards (whom have sworn never again to use magic)? It's sad, really. A nation divided against itself cannot stand. Nor sit up. Not very well, anyway, without swaying, a hunch at the shoulders...

[Swift]

Look, see how the wizards and sorcerers have to fend for themselves against the fighters, rangers, paladins, barbarians, rogues, bards (whom have sworn never again to use magic)?

That's not true! There'll always be bards who'll use magic, so says I , a fellow bard and paladin. And paladins never fight against anyone who's on the side of good.

[Guest_Dreamer]

Yorick!!!

[Outchanter]

*hides away his oboe before anyone can see it* yep, although bards have to be careful. Some of these barbarian-warrior types appreciate music less than magic.

[Jafar]

They just have bad taste.

[Kailkay]

But you see, no magicians are good. Only warriors are good. In fact, we're beyond good. We're Grrrrrreat!

Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality.

'Sides, you've heard that whole 'music soothes the savage beast' garbage? Totally preposterous, unless you run around bashing holes in monsters with musical instruments.

'Cept my trumpet. You melt my trumpet down into a sword for effective use.

[Jafar]

What exactly do you have against magicians? Was there some sort of terrible incident in your past? Or maybe you're jealous?

[Swift]

But you see, no magicians are good. Only warriors are good. In fact, we're beyond good. We're Grrrrrreat!

Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality.

So I take it that you consider both Brassfire (bardic mage) and I (bardic priestess) to be "walking paradoxes", huh? Well, you are sadly mistaken, but I suppose I can't stop you from thinking that way, since clearly some people are incapable of not stereotyping others.

[Jafar]

Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality.

That sounds pretty illogical to me.