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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2005, 05:54:00 AM »

Yeah, I know. It's almost as good as my old one. But we must make sacrifices in these trying times..like Sauron did. He had to sacrifice all that extra pancake batter, and he was going to have his good buddy, Khamul, make the largest pancake ever.
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2005, 05:56:05 AM »

The One Pancake...TO RULE THEM ALL! Shocked  
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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2005, 06:01:11 AM »

Precisely. But the Ring allowed him to create pancake batter out of human bone matter, so that's why he started the big war. Also, he wanted to get to the Sea. You ever wonder why Sauron was so evil? Simple. His eye. It was flaming. And lidless. He wanted tear drops. So he was gonna march to the Sea, pull Barad-Dur off it's foundations, and dip the eye in the sea until it was mostly normal.
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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2005, 09:09:41 PM »

Also becasue he wanted to see if he could find any burried treasure while he was there. But then, who wouldn't?
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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2005, 09:24:39 PM »

Elrond.
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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2005, 10:52:50 PM »

what makes you say that?
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« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2005, 10:59:07 PM »

Because he has those weird ears.
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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2005, 06:36:32 PM »

Well, he'd use a fishing rod.
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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2005, 06:52:29 PM »

Yeah, but Elrond has this issue. He's got like..earwax.
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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2005, 07:22:10 PM »

Ohhhhhhh...ouch. I know what that's like.

Wait...that would make him the perfect candidate to go diving, because he wouldn't need ear plugs!

MEN! GET THE DIVING SUIT!
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« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2005, 07:42:26 PM »

If his ears come in contact with water, so much earwax will gush forth that it would make the world's oceans overflow!
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« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2005, 08:02:53 PM »

Or solidify, whichever comes first.
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« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2005, 09:32:05 PM »

He cleans his ears, ya know.
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« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2005, 04:18:52 AM »

shhh! stop clouding the issue with facts
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« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2005, 04:21:49 AM »

Not very well. You can practically see it!  
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