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[Jafar]

Never fear sir! *taps the umbrella with an immaculate silver topped cane and, jiggery pokery! it disappears*

Oops.

*the silver cane also disappears*

Wha...? *and the top hat..* No fair! Whaddya mean, I'm doing it wrong? That's what magicians do, innit? What? Drat, guess I'd better go back to being a normal wizard. *sulks*

Sit back kid, and let a pro show you how its done.
*Pulls a question mark out of his hat*
See? Nothing up my left sleeve, nothing up my right, and nothing in the hat. At least until I wanted something.

[Pwincess]

Jafar, where do you get all of those pictures of Kirby?

[Jafar]

Rainbow Resort, the best Kirby on the web.

[Pwincess]

I didn't realise that Kirby was actually computer game character  

[Outchanter]

*walks up wearing a black velvet suit and leans on his cane* but of course he's a computer game, m'dear...

*lightning strikes warningly in the background*

Yeesh, ok, ok, I get it! :angry: no more suave magician clothes. *translocates away and appears a few minutes later dressed in a marine cloak and pointy hat* there! Wizard clothes! Is that good enough for you?

*the sky chuck... er, rumbles. OC mutters something under his breath*

[Jafar]

And for my next trick, I will saw someone in half. Any volunteers?  

[Lord_Bierhoff]

*pulls a test dumby form his back pocket*

[Swift]

Good idea, LB.

[Lord_Bierhoff]

well, you know me, always thinking, eh

[Jafar]

Wimp.  

[Outchanter]

Necessity is supposed to be the mother of invention after all

[Lord_Bierhoff]

and my pants are the father of production    

[Pwincess]

Speaking of lightening strikes, we had a lightening bolt strike a metre from the house yesterday (which was about 2 metres away from me)? unfortunately we also had three computers running at the time

[Lord_Bierhoff]

Oh dear  
I presume you're ok, eh.

[Pwincess]

Thankfully, however Puddy (our cat) and I had a mini-heart attack