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[Lord_Bierhoff]

hey, what could be funner than a helpless mollusk?

[Pwincess]

Are you enjoying your day at the beach Jeffa?    

[Lord_Bierhoff]

of course he is... if only the sun would come out... of well, guess ya need the rain for a puddle

[Pwincess]

Unfortunately it's raining here too, otherwise I would teleport him to a beach in sunny Queensland...

[Lord_Bierhoff]

but what if a cane toad found him?

[Pwincess]

Aww no!  I didn't even think of that    

Surely the life of a snail would not be as bad as being a Pygmy Shrew --> "The Life of a Pygmy Shrew"

[Lord_Bierhoff]

that's true.  I got to see a video of a cane toad eating a mouse once, it was pretty sick.  I also got to see a cane toad trying to a ping pong ball.

[Pwincess]

What did it try to do to the ping pong ball?    

[Lord_Bierhoff]

eat it

[Pwincess]

Phew, I thought it was something worse...

P.S.  I've got to head off to uni, have fun!

[Lord_Bierhoff]

heehee, ya I here they're quite... interesting that way.  The documentary about them was really funny.  Apperantly they make an interesting drug if you boil them

[Jafar]

What was I thinking? Theres a much faster way to go back to normal.
*Takes the Ocarina of Time, and somehow manages to play the song of healing*
*Returns to Normal, his Snail form becoming nothing more than a mask*
[BA DA DA DAAA! You got the Snail Mask! Wear and you feel a little sluggish...Set it to C <, >, or V to wear it.]
Cool! Another mask for my collection.

[Lord_Bierhoff]

ah man, ya stepped on the umbrella

[Outchanter]

Never fear sir! *taps the umbrella with an immaculate silver topped cane and, jiggery pokery! it disappears*

Oops.

*the silver cane also disappears*

Wha...? *and the top hat..* No fair! Whaddya mean, I'm doing it wrong? That's what magicians do, innit? What? Drat, guess I'd better go back to being a normal wizard. *sulks*

[Lord_Bierhoff]

*pulls another umbrella from his back pocket*
I mean, it's not like it's a big deal or anything, I just liked that one.  Oh well, this one is nice too, like it's pink with aqua muroon flowers