Talisman Trouble, Chapter 1 (Part 2)
Everybody's got a Weakness<Rogar_Darklight> <I don't supose MM's an undead...>
<Mysterious_Magician> (Nah, just a simple old plain old SUPERPOWERFUL MAGE)
<Rylue> (With a weakness)
<Rogar_Darklight> <pity...no Destroy Undead...>
<obligatorylurker> (An, UNDEAD superpowerful mage?)
<Mysterious_Magician> (No. No weaknesses. >
Or so you believe.)
<Jafar> (Well, we'd better hurry up and kill him)
<SorceressSwift> (he's got to have a weakness, or that isn't allowed)
<Rylue> (Tickle his feet)
<Mysterious_Magician> (Oh, he has a weakness. But he might very well be a recurring villain, so I says no to the 'letting you know' part.)
<obligatorylurker> (I think tickling his feet is a good bet.)
<Jafar> (Hit him with a Wabbajack)
<Rylue> (Sheesh, can we finish him off already?)
<Rogar_Darklight> <Not if he's recurrent...>
<Jafar> (He could escape)
<Jafar> (And swear revenge)
Bribes, anyone?<Mysterious_Magician> No. Just the Medallion. Give me the medallion, damnation, or I'll destroy everything in this pretty little valley!
<obligatorylurker> (Offer him a shrubbery?)
*Grumble grumble*<Mysterious_Magician> No. No burning.
<Mysterious_Magician> Just destroying it.
<Rylue> (That sucks.)
Everybody Loves Khaveen!<Mysterious_Magician> *shakes his head, grinning* Destroy it. See how fast you all are destroyed... and how fast I find the other pieces, powerful together in their own right. *slams Khaveen upon the ground several times, plucking his broken body from the ground, tearing his fingers off each hand*
<Rylue> (*Pulls out a stick, puts a marshmallow on it, and roasts it from the fire on the sword.
)
<Jafar> (I think you're overdoing it...)
<Khaveen> *screams and screams, and cries more, blood going everywhere, and screams and screams and yea.*
<Jafar> (A marshmallow? How could you?)
<obligatorylurker> (You guys are failing to save Khaveen on purpose, aren't you?)
<Rylue> (I could have used a peep.
)
<Mysterious_Magician> (Likely.)
<Rylue> (Who cares about Khaveen? He gave us enough trouble at the start of this rp.)
<Rogar_Darklight> <I do; Paladins kinda have to...>
* Delor ignites Khaveen
<Rogar_Darklight> <Stop that, Delor!>
<Delor> 's clothes
<Jafar> (Khaveen is a cool guy)
<Jafar> (I care)
<Delor> (I know, shoot the hostige
<Rylue> (When he's not pilfering, that is.)
<obligatorylurker> (When is that, exactly?)
<Rylue> (When is what?)
<obligatorylurker> (A time when Khaveen isn't pilfering something?
)
<Rylue> (Never.
)
Cave Jokes<Delor> blow up the walls of the cave?
<Gone> (And cause a cave-in?)
<obligatorylurker> (Brilliant Idea!)
<obligatorylurker> (Oh, wait, no it's not.)
<Rylue> (I don't want a rocky sequel!)
<Rogar_Darklight> <Bad Joke...>
Plot Hole.. I mean Wall* Rogar_Darklight holds up Khaveen's head and puts a stamina potion to his lips.
<Rogar_Darklight> Drink.
<Gone> (How can you do that, RD?_
<Khaveen> *does so*
<Jafar> Khav was on the other side of the force wall)
<Rogar_Darklight> (Oh, whoops)
<Khaveen> *or doesn't do so*
<Rogar_Darklight> <Well, at least Heal can penetrate...>
The End of the World<Gone> <Booming Voice> You may have saved the wretched boy, but not the world!
<Rylue> (IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!)
<Delor> yayaya blahblah blah, never liked this world much anyways
<Rylue> (Sing along everyone.
)
<obligatorylurker> (It's, the end, of the world... nah.)
<Gone> <Booming Voice> You will rue the day you interfered in my plans! I shall get my revenge!
<Rylue> (How cliche)
<Jafar> (WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!)
<Gone> (I know. Don't you love it?)
<Jafar> (WAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Jafar, The Kirby We Love to Eat<Delor> can we roast marshmellows too
<Jafar> (No roasting marshmallows!)
Roge- emm... Rogar* Jafar hands Roger his money pouch
<Rogar_Darklight> <RogAr>
<Jafar> (Don't lie. I know Wilco when I see him.
)
<Rylue> (Why did his hair change colors anyway?)
<Rogar_Darklight> <I'm no dumb blonde.
>
<obligatorylurker> (Can we call ya roggy?)
<Rylue> (Soggy Roggy?
)
Plot Walls<Rogar_Darklight> <Hey, MM Gone...does the pouch pass through or not?>
<Jafar> (Did the pouch work?)
<Rylue> (Let's use our imagination to find out.)
<Delor> (drumm roll)
<obligatorylurker> (Magic 8 ball says: Outlook not so good.)
<Rogar_Darklight> <Just say yes so I can get everyone out>
<Gone> (The Pouch passes through the wall. Only to bounce off another cleverly constructed force wall designed to keep things *NoT* trying to escape from escaping!)
<Rylue> (The check arrives on tueday)
<Jafar> (Doh!)
<Rogar_Darklight> <oh, please...>
<Gone> (Just kidding.
)
When?<Rylue> (Are we going to wrap up this rp soon?)
<Rogar_Darklight> <Yeah, give me a sec.>
<obligatorylurker> (RP? That started? When!?)
Never Mess With DMs<Gone> (Well, I was going to leave once the mage got the medallion. But no-oo-o!
<Rylue> (Be quiet!)
<Rylue> (JK!)
<Rylue> (Please don't hurt me.)
<DMaster> *smites Rylue. In the face.*
<DMaster> *with conjured bees.*
<Rylue> (OUCH!)
<Rylue> (OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!)
<Rylue> (I'm wheely sowwy.
)
Do I Not Bleed?<Khaveen> *splutters more blood*
<Jafar> (Can you stop bleeding for FIVE MINUTES PLEASE!?)
<Jafar> (
)
<Rylue> (ROFL)
<obligatorylurker> (Guys, could we get Khaveen out of here? He's stinking the place up.)
<Khaveen> (Fine.)
<Khaveen> *stops bleeding.*
<Khaveen> *And rots.*
<Jafar> (Eew....)
<Khaveen> *stinkily*
<Rylue> What's that smell?
Another Plot Wall* Rylue throws himself through the wall
<Jafar> (You hit a different wall this time.
)
<DMaster> (You pass through the wall, only to be stopped by a cleverly constructed wall who's purpose is to keep you from... j/k)
Stars Wars<Khaveen> He was my...
<Khaveen> My father!
<Rylue> (CLICHE!)
<Rylue> (CLICHE!)
<Rylue> (CLICHE!)
<Jafar> (No, Khav)
<Jafar> (I am your father!)
<DMaster> <Booming Voice> no I'm not.
<Rylue> (
)
<Rogar_Darklight> <Heh-heh-heh...>
<Jafar> (Dun. dun. dun)
<Rogar_Darklight> <Should I use the Ring of Truth to verify that statement?>
<DMaster> <Booming Voice> But you might be on to something with that relation thing.
<Khaveen> GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
<DMaster> <Booming Voice> No.
<Rogar_Darklight> <Or is Khaveen just delusional from the shock?>
<DMaster> (Er, yes, delusional. Right?)
<Khaveen> (Right, Delusional.)
<obligatorylurker> (You mean he's not delusional at all times?)
<Rylue> (We're not quite sure about Khaveen.
)
Sing Along!<Rylue> (This is the rp that never ends. Is just goes on, and on my friends. People started playing it, not knowing what it was...etc...etc....etc.....)
<obligatorylurker> (And it goes on forever cause of Khaveen and because, this is the RP that does not end
)
The End...?<DMaster> <Somewhere far, far away, in a lonely tower on a desolate peek, backdropped by a stormy sky, lightning in the background, thunder booming...*
<Jafar> (Get to teh point)
<Rylue> (The cliche bad guy spot!)
<Jafar> (Or is it?)
<Loyal_Ruffian_Guard> Yes, my lord, yes...
<obligatorylurker> (dun, dun, duunnnnnnn...)
<Jafar> (Ahh, the classic loyal minion)
<Rylue> Do they ever end?
<Delor> no more or less no
<DMaster> Mysterious Magician: Where has it been tracked to, Rogan?(
)
<Delor> the question is, are we ended
<Rogar_Darklight> <Just wait a minute...>
<Rylue> (Can we end?)
<Loyal_Ruffian_Guard> Rogan: The fabled city... of Shapier!!!
<Jafar> (Shapeir!)
<DMaster> THE END
<Jafar> (ShapEIR!)
<Delor> nice, that sounds like a good place to burn
<Rogar_Darklight> <What a shock...>
<Rylue> Finally, it's over
<obligatorylurker> (And there was, much rejoicing.)
<Rylue> Yep
<Jafar> (TO BE CONTINUED)
<Delor> lol burn the minstrals
<Rylue> (Or is it......)
<Jafar> (It is)
<Rylue> (Or is it......)
<Jafar> (Trust me)
Relations?<DMaster> (Oh, and Rogar, Rogan's quite possibly your... BUM BUM BUMMM Long lost twin brother!!!)
<DMaster> (Or sister.)
<Jafar> (Or uncle)
<Rylue> (be quiet)
<obligatorylurker> (Or, guy a guy you bumped into on the street once knew.)
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