Modern Role-playing Stories in the Hero6 chatroom!

[Corsair5]

At the moment, my only thought of marriage is the marriage between food and mouth.

[Jafar]

Thats not a wedding, thats a lunch.

[Corsair5]

Suit yourself. For me, it's a ceremony.

[Ignus_Draconus]

to each his own

[Corsair5]

And to some mo' food.

[Ignus_Draconus]

and so on and so forth, etc., etc., etc.

[Corsair5]

And keep the change, you filthy animal.

[Iggy@School]

yada yada yada...

I think I'll go eat a sandwich

[Corsair5]

..You know, Dragon ribs taste excellent seared on both sides, then put in the oven at 200 degrees for an hour. Then just put some barbecue sauce on there and..mm..*Picks up a knife and fork and walks towards Ignus*

[Paladin0707077]

*Uses giant magnit to take fork and knife from Corsair*

Thanks, I'll use this to eat my lunch.

[Corsair5]

*Uses his Magnetic Control Superpower to take them back*

As I was saying..

[Paladin0707077]

Well, fine then.

*Uses Lightning Control Superpower to zap them*

[Ignus_Draconus]

*reminds corsair of the dangers inherrent in trying to eat a live dragon by frying him*

[Corsair5]

*Uses Telepathy to make Paladin's shoes tighten rapidly*

[Paladin0707077]

No, no, no. Not telepathy. Telekenisis.

Here, like this"
*Hangs Corsair upside-down by his shoelaces*