The Hero6 Plot

[pyro]

A Cubix Rube? im having enough trouble with my Rubix Cube.

[Jafar]

Keep going, you've almost got it.

[pyro]

Well I can get 2 sides easy enough, but it becomes difficult after that.

[Jafar]

*Puzzles over his rube for a few more minutes*
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Oh forget it. I'm going to play Lemmings. *Tosses the Rube away in disgust*

[Pwincess]

I loved the lemming which could dig holes

[Jafar]

I always save as many lemmings as I can. Sometimes I know theres an easy way out that will barely get me to the next level, but I'd rather do it the hard way and save more of them.

It's harder in Lemmings 2, because the Lems you save in one level carry on to the next. I heard theres a better ending if you save as many as possible.
Ah, such a fun game.  

[Twisted Old Loony]

TOL catches rubix cube solves in ten seconds flat and tosses back with a grin.  ?What else you got for me??

[pyro]

Try this one and remember to show your working....

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

  --Ref: ZHZK Author: Albert Einstein (?)

Good luck!

[Louisiana Night]

Lemmings=great game

Although... I've only played thru Lemmings(the original) and Pingu(not officially a Lemmings game).

That 3D version was just weird.  

[Jafar]

3d was weird, but it had  great music. I thought that virtual lemming was a pretty cool idea too.

[Twisted Old Loony]

Dang Pyro thats hard!
I don't have the patients to try variables all night long. You left out the fact that Einstein said 98% of the world could not solve it.  Although I think that its really 98% of the world won't take the time to solve it.  

Try this one. Not as hard but funny.

I have one  
You have one  
Your mother uses your father's one  
And your auntie uses your uncle's one  
A married lady would acquire one  
But a divorced lady would lose her one  

A Pope doesn't use his one  
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one  
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one  
Lord Krishna had a long-long one  
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one  
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one  
Madonna doesn't have one  
The Chinese usually have short ones  
While the Indian usually have long ones  

Do you have one?  
How long is your one?  
Which one is your preferred One?

Sounds dirty huh?
Any guesses?
 

[Jafar]

Darnit! That last puzzle nearly melted my brain and now you throw this at us!?  

[Swift]

It doesn't just sound dirty, it also sounds offensive too.

[Jafar]

I think (and hope) that the answer isn't what it seems to be...

[Swift]

I did a search on the web for the answer. Let me just assure you that the answer really isn't dirty.