Happy Valentine's Day!

[Corsair5]

No, no, it isn't. I don't want to find a woman who likes women, I want to find a women who likes men like me..

[Ignus_Draconus]

sounds like another one-in-a-million shot

[Corsair5]

I hate you, Ignus.

[Pwincess]

Boys, stop picking on one another    

[Swift]

Boys will be boys, Pwincess. Boys will be boys.

[Jafar]

Well, it's not like boys will be girls...  

[Swift]

Actually, they can be. Have you heard of cross-dressing? Or sex-change operations? Or acting, for that matter?

[Jafar]

Those are usually men being women.  

[Corsair5]

Gaah! DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THOSE, SWIFT! NIGHTMARISH IMAGES! GRAAH! THE PAIN!

[Ignus_Draconus]

careful swift, you don't want to traumatize any tender sensibilities

and anyway, jafar's comment is correct for the majority of  occasions.

[Corsair5]

Point taken. Can anyone lend me a pair of needles to JAB IN MY EYES?

[lazygamer]

Yeah, I feel low. The only girl I see on a regular basis is my best friends sister, a definite "No" for dating.

I am in the same boat as you. I don't really care about Valentine's day though, I can't even remember when it is exactly.

[Ignus_Draconus]

february fourteenth, give or take a week

[Corsair5]

Aye, the fourteenth..

YOU FOO-EL!

[Swift]

Point taken. Can anyone lend me a pair of needles to JAB IN MY EYES?

Oedipus Rex wannabe?

Never heard of him?


Ok...


He's a tragic hero of a greek story who gorged his own eyes out with a needle for killing his own father and having intimate relations with his mother.