The Lord of Something

[Lord_Bierhoff]

[*Ahem*
"No, that's certain; I am not two people/I have not been cut in half.
If I am not Jack Falstaff (an English knight) then I am a fool (aka Jack)
There is Percy (a rebel/bad guy), *deposits corpse killed in battle*
Your father (the king) had better give me honour,
if he doesn't he can kill the next rebel himself.
I except to be made an earl or duke, I can asure you."
does anyone know which play that quote was from?]

[Outchanter]

Hmm, I'm fairly sure Falstaff was from a Historical - not sure which one though. Falstaff in Henry V was a different guy to the Falstaff in the Wives of Windsor wasn't he?

On the subjects of Romeo and Juliet though...

Oh no Anita no ... you should know better!

He'll come back hot and tired, so what?
No matter if he's tired, so long as he's hot...

Which is, pathetically, about as much as I can remember right now. Ah well.

*stabs a snork, as if to pretend this post was on topic all along... *

[Jafar]

*As Jafar wonders through the caverns that lead to the land of shadow, he wanders if ditching Jam was the right thing to do...*
Jafar:How much longer, Seagol? ...Seagol?
: *Evil cackling*
Jafar:...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. *Keeps walking*
:Eats him, and leave the Precious for me!
*Jafar hears LOUD steps. Getting closer and closer and...*
Jafar:Not good! *Runs*
*Jafar enters a huge chamber, finding himself alone with..*

EVIL ARACHNID:
SHE-LOTS (OF TROUBLE)


*Boss music starts*

[Outchanter]

where did that music come from?

[Ignus_Draconus]

*the conductor looks up over the edge  of the orchestra pit*

Music's from down here follks
 
*ducks backdown to aoid any stray projectiles*

[Outchanter]

Ah, perfectly normal then.

[Ignus_Draconus]

or as normal as it gets around here.

[Lord_Bierhoff]

which is to say, not very

[Jafar]

Haw HAW! A real fight! Boss Fight music and everything!



I think I've been playing a little too much of certain games...