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« Reply #120 on: October 14, 2004, 10:43:54 AM »

The other, more sinister machine broke. But don't forget the camera. I'm sure he wouldn't want anyone else to know about this.
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« Reply #121 on: October 14, 2004, 10:55:50 AM »

Ah, good point.
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« Reply #122 on: October 14, 2004, 11:55:06 AM »

Why didn't you tell me your machine broke?

*pulls out a strange contraption with dangling springs, three ratchets, a parrot head and a rubber horn*

I always keep a portable version with me...
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« Reply #123 on: October 15, 2004, 04:30:26 AM »

Now what setting should we use

*looks at dial on machine* 1=weakest, 5=strongest.

1)timid monkey
2)savage ferby
3)angry ape
4)it would make rambo cry
5)never use this setting
  (results untested world changing events may occur aswell as timeline distortion)

*pulls off red tape that says don't pull off*
6)BONK-A-HOLIC rehabilitation

*sets the dial to 2, i'll leave it like that for a little while*
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« Reply #124 on: October 15, 2004, 09:33:27 PM »

rolleyes
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« Reply #125 on: October 16, 2004, 08:54:12 PM »

Still not talking lets turn it up to the next level every stand back!!
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« Reply #126 on: October 17, 2004, 08:26:18 AM »

*dutifully stands back*

...should we be expecting a 'boom' or anything?
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« Reply #127 on: October 17, 2004, 09:06:17 AM »

Not yet just the ape needs space to work his magic.

*loud angry ape screams and laughter in the background*
*various objects getting thrown in all dirctions*
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« Reply #128 on: October 17, 2004, 10:20:27 AM »

Urmm... guys? It appears that klk has escaped...

Where did he go?
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« Reply #129 on: October 17, 2004, 12:23:16 PM »

Darn, I knew we should of done this the old fashioned way.
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« Reply #130 on: October 17, 2004, 03:55:25 PM »

*puts on his white gloves and pulls out a cane* yes well, the old fashioned way is always the best, isn't it?

*pulls a pigeon from his sleeve, watches it flap away and bows*
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« Reply #131 on: October 17, 2004, 06:20:34 PM »

nice, but check this out *Bierhoff pulls several cut peices of wood from his back pocket, which he places on the ground.  He then pulls out his waterskin and pours some of the brown liquid on the wood.  Then he reaches into his left knee pocket and pulls out a bag of chopped peppers.  From his right pocket he produced pork cubes.  Finally he pulls a handful of skewers from his back pocket.  Bierhoff deftly arranges the food on the skewers.  Once the kubobs are ready he pulls a book of matches from his cellphone pockets.  He strikes a match and tosses it on the wood.  There is a flash of blue flash followed by the warm yellow glow of fire.  Bierhoff holds the kubobs over the fire*

I don't know a klk who can resist the smell of fresh cooked meat... in fact I don't know many people who can, particularly when garnished with a little lint.
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« Reply #132 on: October 18, 2004, 12:44:53 AM »

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There is a flash of blue flash
If it keeps flashing, I'm going to throw up. I feel queasy.
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« Reply #133 on: October 18, 2004, 12:46:38 AM »

here have some lint, it helps when I feel sick
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« Reply #134 on: October 18, 2004, 03:52:43 AM »

something smells good, how can KLK resist that
*trys sneaking away with a kubob*
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