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Raito
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« on: April 09, 2005, 06:44:48 AM »

Somewhere, in mid-space, Tristan is busy manning the space station with the rest of the crew. Suddenly, the silence is interrupted by a series of scratches on the other side of the ship. Tristan gravitates over, only to find himself staring into the face of a 3 foot tall chicken which then attempts to peck him to death!!!! Tristan is so shocked, he accidentally slams into the controls, thus causing the ship to lose control!!!

The entire spaceship burns up as it crashes through the hemisphere and it lands somewhere in Southern China!!! However, miraculously, the chicken emerges unscathed!!!! The chicken has been feeding on Tristan's and the other space crew's remains and cackles gleefully as it now has discovered a new realm to explore!!!! But first, the chicken must breed to spread its' own kind!!!

*it stumbles onto a farm and starts mating with the other male chickens*

*a few months later, it now has a monstrous squad of chickens which have been feeding on the bodies of the owner and his family* Since, the next farm is miles away, the chicken queen knows that no one will stumble upon the scene except for the unfortunate few whose corpses are rotting away in the barn.

Gathering their brethen, the squad of chickens decide on a few objectives. Some will breed to spread their kind, while others will explore the world and they shall triumph over mankind!!!!

Suddenly, the chicken queen hears a phrase called "hero6". It follows the phrase and  stumbles onto the web site!!!  Amazed, it decides that it has to take over the world of Hero6!!!!

The chicken queen stumbles onto the forums, and manages to clone itself into cyberspace!!! Carefully positioning itself in the darkness, it awaits... for any sign of life so that it might sniff down the trail and summon its' brethen to pounce onto the unsuspecting visitor.  
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2005, 10:52:38 AM »

"Is anyone hungry? Who wants chicken sandwiches?" cheesy  
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2005, 02:19:14 PM »

*raises flamethrower* Who wants some CFJ? Chicken fried by Jigen?
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2005, 11:04:51 AM »

One morning, Jafar logged into the forum, only to find....
It was worse then the site being down.
It was worse then anti-IA spam.

Chickens. Everywhere. As far as the eye can see.
Clucking, pecking, scratching, it was a nightmare.

Jafar was horrifyed, and knew that he had only one choice.
Log off and stay at the AGDI forums instead. Tongue
No, that won't do...
*Ahem*
Jafar was horrified, and knew that he had only one choice.
Using a transdimensional space warper he made from a toaster, he entered the H6 forums, then configured it to bring in the other posters.

"The chickens have gone TOO FAR this time! I won't let them get away with this! Who's with me?" paladin  
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2005, 12:34:56 PM »

"I am!" answered Swift. "For I am Swift, defender and admin of the forums!"  wizard "Nobody messes with my forums and gets away with it!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2005, 01:01:42 PM »

Suddenly, there was a loud BOOM!
"Oh no!" Jafar shouted. "They're preparing to attack!"
All the guests ran around in a panic, screaming: "THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! THE CHICKENS ARE COMING!"

Jafar yelled for everyone to stay calm.
"Don't worry, we can take them. Okay, all guests and inactive members must evacuate, now! Hide in the RPS Discussion thread. It'll take forever for the enemy to get past all the randomness. All active members, CHARRGE!"
Jafar then drew his sword and prepared for to battle his second strangest foe yet.

Will the Posters overcome the Chicken Army? Or will the fowl creatures take over this site, then the world?
Find out next time, on HERO6Z!
*DBZ Music plays*
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2005, 01:37:33 PM »

Hero, hero, h-h-hero, Hero Six ZED!

*Jigen powers up SSJ style*
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2005, 01:39:32 PM »

That stands for Super Saiya-Jigen, right?
*Ba-dum, crash!* Tongue  
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2005, 04:11:37 AM »

Corsair grinned satanically as he saw this new spread of Chaos. If this were his doing, he'd have been amused. But nobody. NOBODY. Causes Chaos on this forum other than him.

He readied his spam beam and opened fire. Swift wouldn't be happy, but she never was anyway.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2005, 02:04:02 PM »

*Ignus takes flight and begins frying chickens left and right*

heh, eat that suckers

*this works for about two minutes before the chickens catch on, take flight, and begin chasing Ignus*

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2005, 12:19:25 PM »

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*Ignus takes flight and begins frying chickens left and right*

heh, eat that suckers

*this works for about two minutes before the chickens catch on, take flight, and begin chasing Ignus*

oh crap
The Queen Chicken immediately takes an interest in Ignus... "What an interesting body", she thinks. She has him captured and sends him off to a secret hideout (with maximum security), and has him used for genetic experimentation... to create the Ultimate Chicken!!!  Cheesy  
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2005, 12:32:01 PM »

Jafar noticed Ignus being taken away by the chicken minions.

"Oh no! They're gonna eat him or something!" Shocked

Thinking quickly, Jafar ate a smoke bomb and recieved Ninja Powers! ph34r
He then followed the chickens to the hideout. Unfortunately, Jafar was unable to enter the hideout, but he overheard some guards talking about some kind of EVIL DNA mixture cloning...thing.

Using a smoke bomb, Jafar returned to the others at the speed of swords ( it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but I don't know where so don't ask! ) and reported this info to the others...
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2005, 01:57:58 PM »

"Oh no!" cried Swift, completely oblivious to Corsair spamming the forums. "We need to save him! Who will join me in this noble quest?"
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2005, 02:06:24 PM »

Jafar stood up, with heroic music following him.
"I shall join you in your quest. Ignus is our friend, and we CANNOT allow him to be tortured by these feathered fiends! We must rescue him, for I know he would do the same for us. Attacking the forum was one thing, but NOBODY kidnaps Ignus and gets away with it. This time, i-"
Jafar's monolouge was interuppted by Swift, who pointed out that while he was making his huge speech, the chickens had caught up to them. rolleyes  
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2005, 02:44:30 PM »

The chickens were armed with flamethrowers, rocket launchers as well as missile launchers. Not to mention that they were a a combination of man and chicken. Armed with combat knives and an arsenal of weapons, they instantly over-powered everybody in the forums.
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