The Offtopic Hero Hall

[Jafar]

*Jafar stands on the....uh...whateveritwas. The whatchamacallit. The thingamajig. The doodad. He stands on it, thats the point and he clears his throat*
I'd like to thank everyone who has posted on the new forums, preg_replace('/(.{39})/', '$1 ', 'spesifficly...Specifficly...spectacularly...what') is that darn word?
*chuckles and giggles from the crowd*
Spifficly...whatever. I'd like to thank everyone who posted at the new forums, and give bigger thanks to Swift, Pwincess, Kailkay, and Brassfire. Without them, I wouldn't be standing here today. Maybe tomorrow though.

As for the future, I think I'll take Famous Adventurer as it comes instead of really shooting for it. It would be nice if I set another record, but that would be getting kind of greedy. Besides, if I get to FA fast, then I'll be dangerously close to BF and I already said that I have very little, er- No interest in passing her.
I'd like to thank you all once more. *Crowd cheers*
*Jafar takes a bow...and then shoots a target, almost hitting the bullseye*
*rimshot*
Sorry, couldn't resist.
*Takes a bow*

[Swift]

I believe the word you're looking for is "soap box".

Well done, Superhero!

*presents Jafar with his own golden marshmallow trophy and a silver necklace with a golden marshmallow pendant*

As for the rest of the heroes and superheroes who didn't get their well-deserved prize, here it is now.

*claps hands and those who were left out now possess their badges*

Ok, let's party! Bring out the food!

Btw, what should a Famous Adventurer get?

[Jafar]

Btw, what should a Famous Adventurer get?

A temporary ban so that they can get out more?
*Jafar accepts the Marshmallowy awards and steps down from the soap bar*
Food! Food! I want everything on the menu please.

[Pwincess]

*loud cheering in the background*

YAY!  Congratulations Jafar!

[Swift]

Soap box, not soap bar...

[Jafar]

Rmfgt, ssrry *swallow* Ooh, theres pie!

[Kailkay]

*Shapechanges out of pie-form, grinning*

I'm learning self-transmutations! It's great!

[Swift]

Hey, weren't you the pepsi that I drank? How did you get back?

[Jafar]

Maybe he altered physics.

[Swift]

Good point. Man, I need to learn how to do that! It's a neat trick!

[Kailkay]

Alter physics? No, I forgot how to do that. I think I altered it too much, and ended up accidentally altering my mind. I guess I just need to be careful from now on. *shrug*

On the plus side, I can change form into anything! *transmutates self into Swift's form* Best part is, I'm immune now to other transmutations. (Since I can just transform back. )

[Swift]

Clever. Now I have to figure out how to bypass that.

[Jafar]

Hold on a second. *Takes Swift and...er..the Swift look-alike and switches them around several times*
Don't say anything. I want to figure out which is which.
...................The one on the right is the real Swift!

[Swift]

Ermm... how can you tell?  

[Kailkay]

*transmutates himself into a gargantuan blue dragon and looks down at the tiny little kirby* You really think I'm the real Swift, eh? *'lectricity crackles in his giaaant mouth, ready to start breathing some lightning!*