*refrains from biting Jafar's head clear off his shoulders*
Let's see...
Well, it's melodramatic.
And comical.
About a Hero.
First Installment of a series.
I'm thinking Hero's Que--
*Is dragged away by some board game company, whipped until he's bleeding and set back at his computer*
I mean... Ugh... Final Fa--
*again...*
Crap, No ideas! Help me! And I'll make you a designated member of the team!
Plot-wise!
I'm sure you all always wanted to do that!