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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2004, 05:12:46 AM »

I couldn't help it! I haven't drunk any soft drink for about a month now, and there was this big pepsi right in front of me! What did you expect me to do? Pour him away?
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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2004, 05:13:29 AM »

I expected you to share with me. <_<  
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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2004, 05:14:47 AM »

*burps*

Too late.  Tongue  
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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2004, 05:16:18 AM »

You have the manners of a beggar! *Draws his sword* Cheesy  
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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2004, 05:18:20 AM »

He must have taught you everything you need to know.

*draws sword*
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2004, 05:19:49 AM »

*Zing! Whoosh! Tink! Toink!*
And you call yourself a pirate.
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2004, 05:23:31 AM »

I'm sorry, was that suppose to be an insult? rolleyes  
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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2004, 05:25:23 AM »

*Jafar's sword gets knocked away*
Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
*Jafar retreats*
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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2004, 05:28:39 AM »

*watches Jafar retreat*

Victory is mine! Cheesy  
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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2004, 05:30:52 AM »

Darn. I need to learn more insults. Anyway, Baba Yaga is nothing but a kindly old lady living in a mutant hut surrounded by a fence of piked heads. Nothing evil about that.
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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2004, 05:31:19 AM »

You guys have played WAY too much Monkey Island  Tongue  
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2004, 05:32:21 AM »

Don't look at me, I just started. Sort of...
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« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2004, 05:38:45 AM »

LOL!  I've never heard somebody admit that they started it before  laugh  
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« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2004, 02:55:46 AM »

And woe shall become man,
When hideous beings
Shall walk the earth,
Devoid of all feelings.
They shall walk
And sunder the rich,
Bend the poor,
Sing off pitch
of times gone passed,
when gods were cursed,
And all the devils
were reimbursed
for countless sins
they brought upon
the people whom
would take up song,
and later banish them from here.
And I tell you all of this
my dear
to tell you ne'er trust the witch
that lives in hut with roof of thatch
and rests high up,
upon the legs
of foul fowls
cursed by figs
to serve her evermore.

Ne'er get ye the shining gem
don't speak the rhyme,
Don't face the femme
who'll turn ye in no time
t'form of frog
and henceforth found,
from lands of bog,
and without sound,
devour you swift
and sure as salt,
her spirits lift
with this assault.

Don't barter with the Ogress
Far fouler than the foulest Naga,
For she will gladly confess,
She's the vile Baba Yaga.


*pant pant*

And that's why she's pure evil. Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2004, 06:32:33 AM »

Did you write that yourself, or quote it from somewhere?
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