Tala, Random crook, lazy cop - played by Swift
Jafar - played by Jafar
A Day in the Life of a Modern Paladin<Jafar> Freeze!
* Jafar aims a gas-gun at R_C<Jafar> Suck gas, evil-doer!
<Random_crook> Rats! It's the cops! Run!
* Random_crook runs
* Random_crook grabs an innocent bystander and holds him hostage<Random_crook> One false step, and this sucker gets it, you understand me?
<Jafar> Blast!
* Jafar thinks of a plan<Random_crook> Not so tough, are you, huh?
<Jafar> Grr... Let him go, or else!
<Random_crook> I'm the one with the bargaining chip here! Whaddya gonna do, huh? Beg?
<Jafar> ...
* Jafar pretends to lower his gun/sword until it's aiming at the crook
* Jafar thinks: No, it's too risky...darn
* Random_crook slowly inches away with the hostage, who's too scared to do anything<Random_crook> Don't try any tricks, ok?
* Tala mind-blasts random crook<Random_crook> arrrgghhhh
<Jafar> ??
* Random_crook lets go of the hostage, who in turn runs away
* Random_crook continues screaming, clutching his head<Jafar> What the!?
* Jafar looks around
* Tala sees that the crook is now vulnerable, she stops and retreats to place where you won't see her
* Random_crook stops screaming, and realises that his hostage is gone
* Random_crook runs away, terrified
* Jafar chases the crook<Jafar> Stop!
* Jafar fires a warning shot at the Crook
* Random_crook stops, and turns around with a gun pointing at you
<Random_crook> don't make me u-uuse t-tth-this on you! I-I swear I'll KILL YOU!
* Random_crook 's gun hand is shaking
* Jafar activates Honor Shield
* Jafar smirks
<Jafar> I'd like to see you try
<Random_crook> holy crap! what's that? all right... y-you asked for it!
* Random_crook fires, and stares on in disbelief
<Random_crook> y-yyy-you're not dead?!
* Jafar is hurt some, but doesn't show it
* Random_crook drops gun and runs away
* Jafar fires at the crook, aiming to injure, not kill
<Random_crook> argh
* Random_crook is hit. he falls to the ground
* Jafar approaches him
* Random_crook sobs
<Random_crook> what are you?
<Jafar> I eat my veggies 
You're under arrest
* lazy_cop rushes to the scene, eating his donuts
<lazy_cop> Good job, Jafar! I knew you could do it!
* lazy_cop munches on his donuts.
<Jafar> Well, it was nothing
<lazy_cop> Oh, want a donut?
* lazy_cop offers a half eaten donut
<Jafar> Thanks...But no thanks
<lazy_cop> Suit yourself
* lazy_cop happily munches on his donut. he has some clean donuts in the box he's carrying with him, but he won't offer any of them.
<Jafar> This guy managed to get away with tons of crimes
<lazy_cop> Thanks to you, he'll be put behind bars now
<Jafar> I thought he would get away this time but...
* Jafar thinks for a minute
<lazy_cop> Tell me, how did you manage to free the hostage?
<Jafar> Never mind...I didn't
* lazy_cop looks at Jafar quizzically
<Jafar> Something happened to him
<random_crook> you mean you didn't do some crazy things to my mind?
<Jafar> ...I have no idea what happened. Do you know if he's had mental problems in the past?
<lazy_cop> no idea
* Jafar shrugs
<Jafar> Well, he's been brought to justice
<lazy_cop> we can always get a doc to check him 
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