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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2005, 05:51:04 AM »

Better now.
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2005, 05:53:41 AM »

"And there was much rejoicing"
"Yay."
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2005, 12:24:39 PM »

I pity da foo who posts a hard to read transcript!
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2005, 01:54:58 PM »

Talisman Trouble, Chapter 2

Ph34r M3!

<Red_Sensual_Lips> hi
<SorceressSwift> are you here for the rps?
*** Red_Sensual_Lips has left #hero6_chat
<Jigen> Scarred her off, nice one Swift
<SorceressSwift> errr.... thanks?


Join the Dark Side!

<SorceressSwift> Not doing well. We were tricked. I should have killed him... I should have killed him for it!  He'll pay!
<Jafar> .....
<Zara> Calm down
<SorceressSwift> Don't tell me to calm down!
<Jafar> (*Imperial March starts playing*)
<SorceressSwift> (lol)
<McLurkster> (kill who?)
<Jigen> (By the strangest of coincidences Jafar I'm watching Star Wars as I type this)
<Jafar> (Cool)
<Zara> (the one who poisoned him)
<Jigen> (A guy we took in in our last episode)


Another Star Wars Reference

<Jigen> Not taking any chances?
* SorceressSwift nods
<Jafar> A bad feeling about this?
<SorceressSwift> Not when Erasmus' life is on the line
<Jigen> (*Chewbacca growl*)
<SorceressSwift> (lol)


Last Reference! I promise you that!

* Jafar (Wonders if Swift's hair is cinnamon bun styled...)
<Jigen> (Lol)
<SorceressSwift> (wonders why he's wondering that)
<Jigen> (That would be Pwincess' hair)
<SorceressSwift> (you're not going to eat my hair, are you?)
<Jafar> (Pwincess Weia?)
<Jigen> (ROTFLMAO)


Wizard of Oz

<Jafar> (We're off to see the Wizard!)
<SorceressSwift> (Verdant has just joined the group)
<Jafar> (I;m sure he could give you a brain...)
<Jigen> (we've just seen the wizard)
<Jafar> (Tongue)
<Kailkay> (But... It's a heart I need.)
<Jigen> (We're off the SAVE the wizard)
<SorceressSwift> (lol)
Verdant: Smiley
<SorceressSwift> (so, let's continue)
<Jafar> (The wonderful wizard)
<Jigen> (If ever a wzi there was)

Ph34r M3, part 2

<Aiden> i carnt get out
<SorceressSwift> (we're having an role-playing session right now. you're free to either join in or watch)
<SorceressSwift> (get out of what?)
<Jafar> (The room?)
<McLurkster> (his pants?)
<Aiden> brb
<Jigen> (see ya later)
*** Aiden has left #hero6_chat
<SorceressSwift> (ok, i think i'm scaring people away)
<Verdant> [not sure it's you]
<Khaveen> (The fangs and horns don't help, Swift. Wink)
<Jigen> (I think it's the whip that does it)
<SorceressSwift> (lol. i do not have horns, dear)
<Jafar> (Certainly not a halo...)
<Jigen> (but she does have fangs though)
<Khaveen> (Oh, okay, then your abnormal growths coming out of your forehead that are pointy, sharp, and look like they're made of bone might be scaring the people away.)
* SorceressSwift (grits teeth)
<Jigen> (aren't horns made of hair or ivory)
* Khaveen (smirks, shuts up)


Delor Strikes Again!

* Delor picks another fruit and burns it
<Khaveen> (what color did it burn, Delor?)
<Jafar> (You can't burn things in Eranas peace)
<Delor> (purple)
<Verdant> [what if they're burned peacefully?]

Wrong Window (This is the most common mistake made by roleplayers with more than one window.)

* DMaster screams, really loudly, and comes running back to the group.
<SorceressSwift> (lol)
<Khaveen> (that is to say...)
* Khaveen screams really loudly, and comes running back to the damnit.
<McLurkster> (okay, who is DMaster?)
<SorceressSwift> All ready?
<Jigen> (the new guy)
* Verdant twirls the rod, summoning the magical shield again
<DMaster> (*I* Am Sparticus!)
<Jafar> (Dmaster = Khav)


Cereal Commercial

* bunny nods
<Jafar> (Silly Rabbit!)
<Jafar> (Trix are for kids!)
<Delor> (I was going to say that)


Diiiirrrty

<Delor> (Verdant stop rolling on the floor, you're getting your new clothes all dirty)
<Verdant> [what, yo9u mean dirtierthan falling from the ceiling?]
<SorceressSwift> (lol)
<Delor> (true, you're just dirty, we shoudl take your clothes out and "clean" them Cheesy)


?Telepathy?

* Delor strips down to his skiffy and enters the what
<Jigen> Dude it's near midnight, you'll freeze
<Grit> Watch out for Nessie
<Jafar> Who?
<Verdant> and that submarine
<Jafar> Ah, thats a silly myth
* SorceressSwift laughs
<Grit> Everyone knows submarines aren't real!
<Delor> (D's left the group Wink)
<SorceressSwift> (k)
<Verdant> [wow, communication  by plot hole]
<Delor> (charcter story thingt, ya know, nothing personal)


So Kiss Me

<Grit> (hehehehe everytime Swift says k in brackets, it brings up the lips icon in my IRC program)
<SorceressSwift> (lol)
<Grit> (yup, I figured that)
<SorceressSwift> (didn't mean to kiss you)
<Jafar> (hehe)
<Verdant> [oops]
<Grit> (thought I'd turn into Prince? huh?)
<SorceressSwift> (lol)
<Verdant> [Smiley]


Plot Hole

<Delor> I wonder what this does
* Delor repockets the talisman
<SorceressSwift> (ahem... that was returned to Zara, Delor)
<Delor> (no way, I'd have kept *sigh*)
<Grit> (kept sighing?)
<Delor> (teenage angest, what else is there to do but sigh)
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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2005, 02:08:16 PM »

The Force was REALLY with us during that one. :cheerygrin:  
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2005, 02:09:52 PM »

Yeah, Lol.  laugh  
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2005, 07:01:29 PM »

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Khaveen screams really loudly, and comes running back to the damnit.

Best ever
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« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2005, 08:11:32 AM »

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Khaveen screams really loudly, and comes running back to the damnit.

Best ever
I don't know, I prefer Ph34r M3 Part 2 better.
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2005, 12:12:31 PM »

I liked the 3rd Star Wars refrence best. Ph34r M3 Part 2 is my second favorite, though. laugh  
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2005, 07:46:06 PM »

Heh, that one was pretty good.
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